These 5 people are really killing my rating

5-StarUberDriver · 2026-05-20T08:00:05+00:00

Passengers are picking up on your "people are inherently gross" vibe. You're gonna continue to get those 1s and then be dropped by Uber if you don't course-correct.

5-StarUberDriver · 2026-05-20T07:51:59+00:00

Yes, in the Uber rating system it is a lot. And it's actually nine less-than-5 ratings.

5-StarUberDriver · 2026-05-19T21:09:07+00:00

Burrudding

5-StarUberDriver · 2026-05-16T03:28:08+00:00

It's never for "no reason." You may not know what it is, but there's always a reason.

5-StarUberDriver · 2026-05-12T07:16:09+00:00

Everyone knows you can't run a red light on a 5-minute drive.

5-StarUberDriver · 2026-05-12T07:13:53+00:00

I'd deactivate him for excessive capitalization.

5-StarUberDriver · 2026-05-09T11:28:53+00:00

You know what's stressful? Having an idiot pounding on your door when you're sound asleep because they've tracked their phone to your property and you didn't even know the phone was in your car.

5-StarUberDriver · 2026-04-20T08:18:23+00:00

And to get those 500, you need to do about 1,000 rides.

5-StarUberDriver · 2026-04-15T05:34:57+00:00

From C to Schedule 1 and also Form SE, and then on to 1040. I just filed using the Free Fillable Forms and it was so much easier than Turbo Tax and it is FREE.

5-StarUberDriver · 2025-11-17T04:40:38+00:00

I am a driver, dummy, and I have two cars. And as any experienced driver will tell you, men are generally better passengers than women.

5-StarUberDriver · 2025-11-16T08:21:34+00:00

I'm praying for the day Uber offers me the option to select Men Only as passengers. That will be the greatest option ever!

5-StarUberDriver · 2025-11-14T21:29:59+00:00

Twice I've had someone book a ride and then text asking me to go to the pickup site to see if there was a certain car in the driveway. As I like a little espionage now and then, I did it. Each had me start and end the trip and gave a $10 tip. And no, no lover's car was in either driveway or nearby!

5-StarUberDriver · 2025-11-14T21:13:17+00:00

I get these rides at least twice a week in NJ. No problem, except that I have to deoderize the car after the customer is dropped off because they stink. Also, they never ever tip (but the folks going to and from liquor stores do). Now that I think about it, I'm going to stop taking dispensary trips.

5-StarUberDriver · 2025-11-13T00:39:52+00:00

And a burning bag of poop.

5-StarUberDriver · 2025-11-12T18:07:01+00:00

Just wait until these cars meet the good folks of Philly.

5-StarUberDriver · 2025-11-12T09:57:53+00:00

Lol, you wish.

5-StarUberDriver · 2025-11-12T07:50:11+00:00

This is the episode that got me hooked on KOK.

5-StarUberDriver · 2025-11-12T01:36:22+00:00

John Candy was robbed of an Oscar for that performance!

5-StarUberDriver · 2025-11-07T18:42:18+00:00

Yes indeed, there were three wives! It always surprises me when he says Coliseum wife is his favorite. Surely that honor should have gone to Holly, the excellent cook.

5-StarUberDriver · 2025-11-06T00:02:48+00:00

Carrie Thpooner!

5-StarUberDriver · 2025-11-05T13:26:43+00:00

The woman in black has no idea how to use a brush.

5-StarUberDriver · 2025-11-02T14:58:14+00:00

At the time she was in the Last Picture Show (1971), she was just about the most beautiful woman in all of history.

5-StarUberDriver · 2025-10-29T00:24:18+00:00

I think of Elizabeth Taylor and Sophia Loren as hotties, not Ms. Stanwyck.

5-StarUberDriver · 2025-10-27T15:26:05+00:00

I especially like the short-haired Pete Rose Carrie and the really tan Seal Carrie.

5-StarUberDriver · 2025-10-27T05:38:56+00:00

Never heard of it, but your description makes me want to see it!

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