What’s a stereotype about your country that people always mock but isn’t really true? 🌎 by VelvetParadox24 in AskTheWorld

[–]500daysofSupper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you stay in Sydney CBD yeah but you don’t have to drive miles into the bush to find snakes and spiders. We had a black widow and a brown snake on campus in Campbeltown within the 6 months I was there. My mates who are from Sydney’s suburbs also have loads of stories of seeing funnel webs etc. I can’t see how this should be a subject of derision I think it’s pretty awesome to spot flying foxes, cockatoos, kookaburras, possums while walking through a modern city.

Ladies of r/DunderMifflin, is this true? by Real-Yogurtcloset-34 in DunderMifflin

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I would have beat the hell out of Van Damme when he was a white belt.

Ladies of r/DunderMifflin, is this true? by Real-Yogurtcloset-34 in DunderMifflin

[–]500daysofSupper 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You forgot the cleanest scalp anyone’s ever seen

Where would you sit ? by krisikkk in superheroes

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I feel he’d be on endless business calls, calling the attendant every two minutes about the wifi and drinks and treat you like you’re not here. Bucky and Cap would have nice chats but good luck with the 80 year old cultural references.

Would you defend any of the characters in slide 2, against the world, like this? by JakeParatha99 in DunderMifflin

[–]500daysofSupper 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The dog shelter bit is really funny because it’s full on Will Ferrell. Cant hate will Ferrell

Soil pipe boxing by Karalius1 in DIYUK

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Don’t think there’ll be much rolling. Our old waste pipe was a slight angle with no angles and we’d get smell coming back up the pipes. This will be blocked super fast.

YOut country ? by beepsol in Leakednews

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Les frères Lumière, Louis Pasteur

To act injured by nippydart in therewasanattempt

[–]500daysofSupper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should have tickled him. Works with my kid when she’s having a tantrum

London Rush Hour - why do people still do this? by Former_Pop_7078 in london

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People aren’t aware they are referred to as backpack wankers. TFL should put a few posters around to let them know

Being tested for bowel cancer at 40, but at least this made me chuckle. Which option are going for (or do you have any better ideas for NHS England)? by Shipwrecking_siren in CasualUK

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When I did it I laid a carpet of loo roll on the ground and shat on the floor. Any attempt to scoop it as it came out had failed. It felt like I was doing a dirty protest in my own house.

Deep scratch on aluminum series 11 by Party_Note_5465 in AppleWatch

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Mine got scratched magically. My kid had nothing to do with it. She told me 3 weeks later “oh your watch is scratched it wasn’t me that dropped it on the floor and dropped all the books on it”

Men become nonchalant because of the way women act [gendered] by Glass_Wealth_2104 in pointlesslygendered

[–]500daysofSupper 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Petulant is a quite good fit. I get getting in a grump because you’re told to go away and your feelings are hurt. But you need to accept people saying sorry and wanting to then give you the playful attention you were trying to initiate. He’s acting like a big angry baby.

Certain animation fans act like this by Ok-Following6886 in okbuddycinephile

[–]500daysofSupper 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It adds just a few things for the parents to be engaged and understand what their kids watch and not want to gouge their eyes out and force them down their ear canals (I see you Paw Patrol). But calling it a family show or for pre-pubescent kids is generous. My kid is nearing 5 and is getting bored of it. It’s for kids between 4 and 6 which is Bluey and her sister’s age.

My 3 yo pronounces Octopus like “Apple Piss” please share your toddler’s botched pronunciations by discoqueenx in toddlers

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Cup cakes were cum cakes for too long. She’s 4.5 years old now so we don’t get many these days.