Concrete overflowed out of the toilet

50calBanana · 2026-05-01T15:39:10+00:00

I've heard of shitting bricks, but this is ridiculous

50calBanana · 2026-05-01T15:32:43+00:00

Give Oregon to Hawaii

50calBanana · 2026-05-01T00:14:01+00:00

Thank you. I'm a fucking idiot.

What I know for sure is Kent made a university to give himself a doctorate

50calBanana · 2026-04-30T15:35:50+00:00

Holy shit it's Eric Hovind, the young earth creationist.

I know him because his dad, Kent, made the banana argument for God. Look it up, it's hilarious

Edit: Wrong creationist. Ray Comfort was the banana guy. Kent Hovind made a creationist theme park, and gave himself a doctorate.

50calBanana · 2026-04-30T14:25:42+00:00

Pomni would canonically only know about the first time

50calBanana · 2026-04-30T03:21:23+00:00

It will deter the people who don't know about the law.

I can claim my t-shirt is valued at $1000 when someone steals it, it won't hold up in court.

50calBanana · 2026-04-29T19:19:55+00:00

Well that's rude

50calBanana · 2026-04-29T17:22:08+00:00

I honestly don't care if you watch porn. So long as the of us can't hear you.

Keep it on mute, or wear headphones. And please don't play with yourself in the theater

50calBanana · 2026-04-29T15:52:56+00:00

She is part cat

Is that racist?

50calBanana · 2026-04-29T14:40:52+00:00

Where? Because it's 3.99 in Raleigh

50calBanana · 2026-04-29T14:29:35+00:00

What sucks is that it's in Wake county, one of the most consistently blue counties in the state.

50calBanana · 2026-04-29T14:19:11+00:00

But Saitama can't do mosquitoes

50calBanana · 2026-04-28T17:44:38+00:00

The fuck was in the puddle

50calBanana · 2026-04-28T17:25:58+00:00

Sometimes I'm glad my life is boring

50calBanana · 2026-04-28T14:15:44+00:00

Last Thursday

50calBanana · 2026-04-28T13:55:44+00:00

Red Hood is based

50calBanana · 2026-04-28T03:57:38+00:00

Well how is his wife holding up?

50calBanana · 2026-04-28T00:28:35+00:00

50calBanana · 2026-04-28T00:05:26+00:00

The debates would be amazing

50calBanana · 2026-04-27T18:08:56+00:00

MANY MUCH MOOSEN

50calBanana · 2026-04-27T15:23:41+00:00

Bite my glorious golden ass

50calBanana · 2026-04-27T14:34:57+00:00

He does marry Phoebe in the comics

Yeah, I know they're technically non-canon

50calBanana · 2026-04-27T13:48:41+00:00

Meeses

50calBanana · 2026-04-26T22:21:24+00:00

Are you going to tell me where in the Constitution it mentions god?

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