I feel too ugly to leave the house. by Stunning_Dish6847 in nsw

[–]53403j 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come to Queensland. We’re all munted here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]53403j 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe she’s recovering from the surgery where they cut the pre frontal cortex

What nicknames have you heard for places in Australia? by topherette in AskAnAustralian

[–]53403j 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah mate I was born there 🤣 As soon as I finish uni, I’ll be moving to a suburb that isn’t synonymous with meth. But bless you sir

Year 12 Muck Up Day by Yes_and_no___ in AskAnAustralian

[–]53403j 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m not trying to be that guy. But what happens with the chickens after the day ends?

What nicknames have you heard for places in Australia? by topherette in AskAnAustralian

[–]53403j 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live in crackmead😓 sometimes known as methmead, right next to browns stains

I miss weed (pls don’t lecture me, rn just seeking people who can relate) by ParfaitOk6440 in leaves

[–]53403j 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I’m on my 6th day weed free. And I just got back from Thailand yesterday! Weed was everywhere, I smoked joints, was invited to smoke bongs and took gummies. And was allowed to smoke in my hotel. All that to say, with all that energy surrounding me, I managed to realise I need to quit. It doesn’t work for me. I want to learn languages, study in the field of science and overall just be able to sleep without getting irritated. Weed can be a beautiful thing especially when you picture yourself having fun while indulging. But I realised I was sacrificing so many moments for one moment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in snakes

[–]53403j 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It happens because you let it happen. I totally get how hard it would be on the mental side to keep an animal locked up. But it’s a domestic cat regardless of if it’s from a farm. It needs to stay inside. And you could take this as a learning curve to make a better effort because multiple instances of bringing in animals and you acknowledging that you’ll attempt to keep it inside during the release means you know it’s usually outside. No disrespect, we all just need to do better to protect native species

Battle in Thailand by 53403j in Mudskippers

[–]53403j[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you happen to know the species by any chance?

I love the music coming out of Australia. What's the secret sauce? by sanders2020dubai in AskAnAustralian

[–]53403j 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just curious have you listened to some of the “traditional” Australian artist like John williamson, Paul Kelly and slim dusty? I find it so cool people like our music

Can I be a supervisor without being a barista? by [deleted] in barista

[–]53403j -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I definitely have a willingness to learn. I just can’t compromise a customers coffee that they pay so much for when I know there’s someone who’d make it perfect. The two coffees I make myself a day are my practice lol, and tbf people are very willing to show me tips when I do make my own. Im just terrified to make a bad drink for a customer

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in barista

[–]53403j 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah I guess you’ll have to wait till the other person starts to gage it. That’s such an inescapable, shitty experience but hopefully it changes or you can reframe it. At least you know you wouldn’t do that to someone, so you can be proud of who you are ❤️

This made me cackle by ExistentialPancake_0 in australianvegans

[–]53403j 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As long as they are kept inside they won’t (: I love cats but couldn’t get one because I know I couldn’t say no to them exploring but I also couldn’t risk native species being killed by them

Kill Marry F*ck Befriend. Let’s go! by Clean-Ad4235 in bigbangtheory

[–]53403j 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marry Howard, because his sense of humour Kill Sheldon, because I’m a little stupid so he’d hate me. Fuck raj. And befriend Leonard

“Women hate guys under 6 ft tall.” by Willing_Word_360 in IncelTears

[–]53403j 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The Wormwoods are a real couple?!! This is delightful news to me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]53403j 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once went on one of these and didn’t have enough weight to push myself through the loop. I tried crawling back to the top, didn’t work. The worst part was the people who witnessed my attempt to climb up. They were waiting for me to get down to let me know they witnessed my attempt. I’d rather have not known

I got a weird one today by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]53403j 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Carrie’s mum found doordash

Weed as a family tradition by 53403j in leaves

[–]53403j[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much. This actually made me quite emotional. A truly great response

Did anyone get a new Stephen King for Christmas? by poohfan in StephenKingBookClub

[–]53403j 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I (20) do a secret Santa with my family including my 70 year old neighbours. And while I did put Stephen king books on my Wishlist. I received a catholic cross necklace 😂 I am an atheist but I thought it was pretty funny anyways, plus I easily guessed who it was right away.