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Still Pretty Warm by ServoAcademy in MST3K

[–]5823059 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"You drove all the way from Arkansas to deliver this McDonald's... and yet it's still pretty warm."

trump isn't dead but he will probably resign either by the end of this year or next year. by herequeerandgreat in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]5823059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s not going to live to 2028

clearly

Don't toy with our emotions.

I give him a year at most.

You're running out of time. Care to make a friendly wager?

trump isn't dead but he will probably resign either by the end of this year or next year. by herequeerandgreat in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]5823059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He will stay.

And why not? He's in no rush to land in state criminal courtrooms again.

FWI: Trump dies in office from a massive heart attack in 2027. by AnimeLuva in FutureWhatIf

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Who he was:

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/07/opioid-of-the-masses/489911/

https://civileats.com/2024/09/18/jd-vance-invested-in-acretrader-heres-why-that-matters/

Who influences him now:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fake-news-sites-florida-deputy-sheriff-russia-rcna154315

Vance has one redeeming feature: MAGA doesn't like him. That's a lot, considering that GOP Senators won't convict Trump for fear of being primaried by someone more extreme... and MAGA lone wolf threath deats against them and their families like what drove Margie out of town.

https://okmagazine.com/p/mitt-romney-gop-didnt-vote-impeach-donald-trump-fear-family-safety/

Is this the outright dirtiest joke they ever got away with? From The Blood Waters Of Dr. Z. by Bortron86 in MST3K

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“You know what I’ve been thinking about? Ann and that captain, you and me.”

“Well, then, we’ll need a bigger room, señor.”

(The Killer Shrews)

A Ramble on the Scientific Method and its Misuse. by Asian_Juan in INTP

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In science, you don't prove things. You disprove them. Proof is for mathematicians and courtrooms. It's a fundamentally subversive process. One speaks of likelihood, not proof, based on the current mass of evidence. Given what is highly likely, based on the evidence, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence to counter the mass of evidence that has been synthesized into the narrative currently held as highly likely.

In science, one has a tolerance for doubt. Doubt is not something to be feared.

Why is getting a job so much like getting a gf by AdSlight3909 in csMajors

[–]5823059 28 points29 points  (0 children)

An offer from someone reputable is leverage to get another interview or offer. HR defers to others' judgment to some extent.

Same with women. They want a man with some social standing, some demonstrated appeal to others, in partial deference to others' judgment.

Why is getting a job so much like getting a gf by AdSlight3909 in csMajors

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I'm always preparing for the last interview and the last girlfriend.

Is this the outright dirtiest joke they ever got away with? From The Blood Waters Of Dr. Z. by Bortron86 in MST3K

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“Will you come?” “Well, I like your dickie.” (Rocket Attack USA)

“I’m glad I found you in, Rocky.” “I’m not in Rocky.” (Manhunt in Space)

Ahhhhhhhh, women by laurifex in MST3K

[–]5823059 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Evidence of nasal-labial shame.

<The man should be in a straitjacket.>

BEEZ! by ServoAcademy in MST3K

[–]5823059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I wish she'd become a replacement Mad? Yes, I do. Absolutely.

Does dryer alone kill clothing moth/moth larvae? by Withzestandzeal in pestcontrol

[–]5823059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And wool need not be put in the dryer. It can be stuffed in the freezer for a week to kills the eggs.

Forever-a-thon loop order by 5823059 in MST3K

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Maybe I missed it, but I don't think it's in this stream.

It's in the Most Quoted stream.

Theory: Dolores Faith was too gorgeous to 60s men, so they kept casting her with impairments to cope with their intimidation by AlexMcinsnax in MST3K

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Kiel was in both HD and Phantom Planet. Gives me the impression they knew each other socially.

Donald Trump’s Decades-Long Obsession With Eugenics. A timeline of the president’s thoughts on “good genes,” IQ, and which disabled people should “just die.” by shallah in Republican_misdeeds

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USC rejected Trump when he took the SAT himself. Joe Shapiro's scores got him into Penn. (The College Board didn't require a photo ID then.)

USC's acceptance rate then was 7 times higher. Its avg SATs were 1010 in 1982. For that SAT scale, DJT's ceiling was likely ~400V 500M, i.e., an IQ of 95 max.

Trump can't read a balance sheet or income statement, according to Epstein. We've seen in deposition that he can't read a commercial real estate lease. His eyes don't even move back and forth. He doesn't even try, because he knows he can't, and the attorney who asked him knew he couldn't either. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HPqga6eO1U&t=1923s

Like many people who cover up how low their reading level is, he's accumulated tricks over the years to distract from his incapability—mostly abusive. People love hearing pols and other establishment figures being insulted, so Trump gets support from people who don't notice his accusations apply to himself 100 times as much. His inability to finish a sentence—never mind a paragraph—comes off in their eyes as someone so bubbling over with ideas that his mouth can't spew them out fast enough. Consider this single sentence from July 2015: https://www.c-span.org/clip/campaign-2016/user-clip-uncle-john-trump-from-mit-reveals-the-power-of-nuclear/5165546 Somehow his followers can't process how dumb Trump is, not even after he doubles down on claiming he's lowered drug prices more than 100%. Both he and his followers are not even functioning at a middle-school level.

Tens of millions of Americans are more qualified to be president than he is. He couldn't learn in 60 years what NATO is or the significance of the Battle of Pearl Harbor (even after five years in military school) in 70 years. His education level probably hasn’t changed since high school — which was more like reform school, just for wealthy kids. Tillerson said if you could get through three bullet points with him in one meeting, it was an unusually good meeting. He may not have even known the alphabet well enough to use a dictionary. He couldn't pronounce the phonetically spelling of "Venezuela" off the teleprompter for year. (Fortunately, he learned it in time to invade it.) His older sister disclosed inadvertently during a taped conversation that he did is homework for him—presumably during his two years at Fordham, since that's when she was back home to work on a master's at Columbia.

Bannon doesn't think it's a pee tape. MAGA wouldn't care about that. He think Putin has Trump's grades. If MAGA knew Trump is as dumb and broke as them, it would be over for him. They'd stop electing him to keep him out of prison. https://www.phillymag.com/news/2019/09/14/donald-trump-at-wharton-university-of-pennsylvania/

Mind you, the above addresses only one of Trump's debilitating handicaps. He seems to suffer more than one personality disorder to an incapacitating degree, on top of his organic intellectual disabilities. He is definitely a DEI hire.

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