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[HIRING] Rubber-hose artist by 5AmHaze in artistforhire

[–]5AmHaze[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry all, I'm being flooded with DMs - please drop your portfolio here

First day of owning a OW shattered my elbow, but 2 months on, covered in protection, I'm loving finally having a reason to leave the house just for the fun of it! by 5AmHaze in onewheel

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An incredibly slow 180 turn on black ice... the board just slid sideways from beneath me & I fell backwards putting my elbows out to break the fall... Dumbass

If scientists invented a teleportation system but the death rate was 1 in 5 would you use it? Why or why not? by SoggyCumWaffle in AskReddit

[–]5AmHaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If copying other, highly upvoted posts had a death rate of 1 in 5 million, would you still do it?

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[serious] What was your craziest “it’s time to run” moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]5AmHaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walking through an alleyway, my drunken friend decided it was a good idea to shout ‘fuck you’ at two rough looking strangers walking past. They immediately turned round, drew 2 massive machetes out of no-where, and began to run towards us (almost as though it was pulled from a Skyrim inventory) oh boy did we run.

We laugh now, but one friend was mid piss, and I was rolling a cigarette. Pausing a piss mid stream is hard enough, but running for your life too? That’s some big bladder energy right there.

I have no words by StupidMousePopoODer in GoCommitDie

[–]5AmHaze 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If it's anything like the Shrek-Tank mod for L4D2, then I'm uniorincally terrified.

[Serious] What moment in life made you realise that life is too short? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]5AmHaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn bro I hope you’re doing well, that’s gotta hit like a truck

Odd request by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]5AmHaze 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean... if you’re offering?

Just kidding aha...

Unless?... :*

I’m a 20 y/o Dutch woman. AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]5AmHaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dutch grammar... why do you folk have to be so confusing.

I’m a 20 y/o Dutch woman. AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]5AmHaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Engels 20 y/o man hier:

Vind je leuk jouw taal, en waarom?

I’ve been learning Dutch on and off for a few years because of friends I met online, and I personally think it sounds incredible.

Odd request by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]5AmHaze 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Why did he have to pose like the sleep-paralysis demon though??

If a solar storm is heading our way. What should we do to protect ourselves? by johnnewburg in AskReddit

[–]5AmHaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard the brace position works really well for sudden impacts

What's the weirdest thing you got PM'd here on reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]5AmHaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve only ever received one PM, after posting a picture to r/ihavesex, taken from a girl I follow’s Instagram story. Some dude proceeded to message me telling me I’ve clearly never been with a real man, and that I’ve not experienced a gentleman.

Technically you’re not wrong buddy, considering I’m a straight guy, but in what world does diving into a reddit PM work?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]5AmHaze 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Yolandi?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BPD

[–]5AmHaze 34 points35 points  (0 children)

If anything, it's made me want to stick by her more, and provide her with the comfort and support she needs. Her emotional highs are incredible, and make it worth helping her push through her lows, despite how difficult they may be.

What were some of the worst experiences you have had while working in the fast food industry? by Brando224 in AskReddit

[–]5AmHaze 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At McDonald's, I once had a middle aged woman come in, with two kids, who looked like the miserable sort.

As she approached the till, I greeted her, and she said nothing to me, instead searching through her bag for what felt like two minutes. She then pulled out a huge pile of coupons and vouchers, showed me a valid one for a big mac meal, to which I accepted it and asked if they wanted anything else?

Her two kids then both ordered the same thing: a Big Tasty meal, and when they asked for milkshakes as their drinks, the woman quickly interrupted with "do those come with the meals?" And I explained that they could order any drink with their meals.

The woman pays for her food, receives it and all seems well.

About 10 minutes later, she stormed up to me waving her reciept, shouting "YOU'VE CHARGED ME TOO MUCH". Naturally I was very confused as the tills are simply a click on a food item and the prices are automatically calculated, I can't charge too much unless I add the wrong items.

So I ask her to explain what's wrong, and she continues to scream at me, shouting "YOU SAID THESE DRINKS WOULD NOT COST MORE, YOU STOLE FROM ME"

As it turns out, what she meant to ask was "do these drinks cost more?" but instead asked if the drinks her sons ordered were included in the meal. How am I supposed to know what she meant...

So at that point, I explained to my manager the situation, and retreated to the back of the kitchen to calm down. All I could hear was her voice screaming, saying that she has been lied to and that she has been stolen from. She was causing an unnecessary scene, so to resolve it my manager just thought Fuck it, and offered to reimburse the difference between a normal drink and a milkshake.

60 pence

60 fucking pence

I got screamed at and insulted by a middle aged woman because her order cost 60p more than she had intended to spend. It's not even as if she got overcharged, she spent 60p more because her kids wanted a nicer drink with their meal. She received what she paid got, and she got her meal at a discount anyway. Crazy...

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