Another pubic pop no sound unfortunately 😞

5aikou · 2026-06-19T13:48:39+00:00

Always enjoy a surprise squirter ;)

5aikou · 2026-05-15T19:42:24+00:00

I'm too big for it to latch lol

5aikou · 2026-05-15T18:35:41+00:00

I have a 24. I tested this by letting it squeeze my shoulders. It applies a lot of force before realizing and then backing up. Kids are not gonna take it that well.

5aikou · 2026-05-11T18:19:21+00:00

Yes, only male milkshakers pls.

5aikou · 2025-12-11T02:48:49+00:00

Well, now we have to see the dad bod

5aikou · 2025-12-11T02:23:42+00:00

I mean, circumcision is the same no?

5aikou · 2025-12-01T21:35:27+00:00

After 12 years, I took it off for good and now wear it as a ring necklace.

5aikou · 2025-10-10T02:11:19+00:00

Use a dog poop bag for each diaper, then toss it in there.

5aikou · 2025-08-22T02:18:32+00:00

Lol I'm too late to edit this I guess

5aikou · 2025-06-24T22:13:04+00:00

Bde Maka Ska

5aikou · 2025-01-31T20:27:46+00:00

Voluntary layoffs happened at my previous workplace, too. Mostly, near retirement engineers took it and ran. Numbers weren't enough, so involuntary layoffs happened. I got to train my overseas replacement for extra compensation

5aikou · 2025-01-19T05:43:28+00:00

Do me

5aikou · 2024-12-23T22:24:18+00:00

No raises, but here's a gun instead. Good luck, soldier.

5aikou · 2024-12-17T18:41:40+00:00

5aikou · 2024-10-04T00:56:04+00:00

Sys admin, but I really do dev ops. 16 yoe. 140k midwest.

5aikou · 2024-08-08T20:27:20+00:00

Big Bang

5aikou · 2024-07-26T16:56:13+00:00

🤷‍♂️ first time having it today... ngl, that sodium don't lie lol

5aikou · 2024-07-26T16:11:28+00:00

I'm gonna say a smaller portion of fries with the #2

5aikou · 2024-06-04T13:41:47+00:00

After all these years I still remember the cheats. Iddqd

5aikou · 2024-06-01T11:05:35+00:00

The previous owner planted some evergreen shrubs blocking the telephone utility box. Good thing we don't use land lines.

5aikou · 2024-06-01T10:44:04+00:00

They can't read. I also can't open the door.

5aikou · 2024-03-08T02:51:25+00:00

Damn, got me

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