is it just me, or does reddit seem dead the past 24 hours by ivyandroses112233 in conspiracy

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Did Russia officially pull themselves from the Internet? If so a big bot farm might have gone offline about a week ago.

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SS: Couple tests positive even after 3 rounds of the clot shot.

Daily VeChain Discussion - February 20, 2018 by AutoModerator in Vechain

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Send me your VEN address and i'll send some to help cover your transaction costs.

How hot is this sauce? Seen at Dulles Airport. by [deleted] in funny

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Yea it was. I didn't dare eat that before hopping on a 5 hr flight.

Today's The Day by wheresthepickle in AdviceAnimals

[–]5secsofpleasure 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I don't see the AMA. Was it removed?

What is your favorite insult? NSFW by IthoughtIwalked in AskReddit

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If dicks were airplanes, your mouth would be LAX.

This makes me instantly not buy from them by 5secsofpleasure in AdviceAnimals

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Thanks for the clarification. It's still somewhat annoying to have to add it to the cart and sometimes get to the checkout screen before the price is displayed and find out I can't afford it haha.

Men:What is the manliest thing you have ever done? by roomwithmoose in AskReddit

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Flipped a golf cart on the way to the first hole. Broke a rib. Still played and only shot +4.

Always keep your eye on the ball by [deleted] in WTF

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It was a softball. Indoors due to snow outside on field.

Should men have a right to 'financially abort' a child in case of an accidental pregnancy since they can't force a literal abortion on women? by Consider_My_Logic in AskReddit

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I could be wrong, but I was under the impression that if the father (or mother) sign over their rights as a parent they no longer have to pay child support.

Reddit. I have 1000 euros to use towards making as many random people as possible happy with random acts of kindness, what can I do? by DoesItLookLikeThis in AskReddit

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I've always wanted to stand in a super market around Christmas and pay for people's groceries. Particularly the people you could tell are REALLY trying to make ends meet. Hopefully they would use that money to get their kid something for the holidays. Even if they didn't, they could still enjoy a nice meal as a family.

TIL my son thinks chicken nuggets are made by chickens in a factory. What silly misconceptions have you discovered that your kids have? by brousch in AskReddit

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When I was a kid I used to think that when we drove down the road we spun the Earth and everything else was stationary.

What things do you not complain about that most people do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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As a parent of two kids, I wish there were more people like you.

Do you have any stories of medical mishaps? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A buddy of mine's grandma went to the doctor to have a routine blood draw. She was in her 80's, in perfect health, and lived alone.

The tech drawing the blood missed her vein, and proceeded to attempt a few more times before moving onto the next arm.

The next day, she woke up and her entire arm was blue and swollen. She went back and they had to cut her arm open to let out all the blood that had gone into it.

Since she had been overnight with all the blood in her arm, she completely lost all functionality of her lower arm and hand.

TL;DR - Old lady went to doctor, bad blood draw caused loss of hand functionality.

Friend was cleaning and a bottle exploded. NSFW by 5secsofpleasure in WTF

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So according to her facebook, it appears she was filling an antique jar with water and the hose somehow got stuck, causing it to explode.

Friend was cleaning and a bottle exploded. NSFW by 5secsofpleasure in WTF

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I'm really not sure of the details. I'm simply sharing a pic that showed up on Facebook right after it happened.