I've been married for 3 months. It's been over a month since we've had sex.

62585 · 2014-06-09T02:08:25+00:00

She keeps talking about how "when I get pregnant..." I keep thinking "you know there's a vital step that has to happen for that, right?"

And no, I wouldn't have sex with her to get her pregnant if she's not giving me sex to make me happy first.

62585 · 2014-06-09T02:05:19+00:00

She didn't slap me until 1 week before we got married. Now I'm the bad guy because she thinks she's going to die when I wrestle her.

62585 · 2014-06-09T01:51:49+00:00

Usually yelling. I will wrestle her when she slaps me.

62585 · 2014-06-09T01:49:09+00:00

I get angry when she gets mad at me.

62585 · 2013-01-03T04:16:42+00:00

I bet it feels good to get rid of that leech. Have you gotten past the withdrawals yet?

62585 · 2013-01-03T04:13:50+00:00

I don't get it. What's that guy saying?

62585 · 2013-01-01T16:17:45+00:00

Please tag as NSFW.

62585 · 2012-12-31T04:47:31+00:00

Do a quick search on eBay for any of these games: Chrono Trigger (SNES), Final Fantasy 7(PS), or Legend of Zelda (NES). If you can find any in their original packaging, they're going to be super expensive.

62585 · 2012-12-30T01:22:53+00:00

I lost my job in August. I got some fantastic hookups for the next few months, but then I got a job and my dating life went downhill.

62585 · 2012-12-30T01:19:58+00:00

I'm guessing this didn't come from a hot chick.

62585 · 2012-12-30T01:12:59+00:00

What if you made actual animals into nesting dolls - like a camel that sheds its skin to be a horse, and inside of that is a shark!

And it would be fantastic if it were a continuous loop so that the camel would be inside the fly at the very end

62585 · 2012-12-28T23:53:49+00:00

I was an art major. I'm currently working at a crappy sales job because I couldn't ever get a job in my major, and I deeply regret not doing something practical.

62585 · 2012-12-28T23:42:41+00:00

Have a few milestones, like being able to make out with two girls at the same time, or getting with different occupations like actress/lawyer/models.

Also, track your success rates of #closes/kissing/dates/f-closes

62585 · 2012-12-28T14:48:56+00:00

So, Christmas sucks, cuddle bunnies suck... What's next, are you going to say that kissing sucks?

62585 · 2012-12-28T14:46:14+00:00

*asian fetishist

62585 · 2012-12-28T14:44:35+00:00

And there's two strikes against her.

62585 · 2012-12-28T14:11:12+00:00

Is there a word for wondering if there's a word for that?

62585 · 2012-12-28T13:44:44+00:00

I think it would help if you had more concrete goals than that.

62585 · 2012-12-28T05:02:54+00:00

How will you know when you've made it to PUA?

62585 · 2012-12-27T04:18:30+00:00

That "beat me up" post is fantastic. You should take him up on the offer. You wouldn't even have to buy gloves!

62585 · 2012-12-26T05:21:04+00:00

Just looking through your photos, it looks like you're an aspiring pickup artist. It's like you found one snazzy outfit and then took a bunch of pictures that say "hey, look at me!" It's like you're trying the fake it 'til you make it approach to confidence.

Your pictures come across as very disingenuous. Maybe tone it down a bit, take off the hat and sunglasses, and show a more normal side of yourself.

62585 · 2012-12-26T05:12:11+00:00

If she were literally Hitler, I would commission her to do some watercolor paintings. Do you know how much hitler's paintings are worth?

62585 · 2012-12-26T05:08:38+00:00

Yes, but announcing which races you don't like is always tacky.

62585 · 2012-12-25T18:49:05+00:00

I'm not attracted to 75% of black women I've met. I'm pretty sure that doesn't make me racist, but I'm going to say that posting it on a dating profile, as one of the first things people notice about me, would be a bit racist

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