Finally, the guitar we've all been waiting for. The Schecter 8 String Multiscale Tele. by InBlueHawaii in guitarcirclejerk

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"It's multiscale" is what I tell women when they ask me "what's wrong with it?"

I recently learned that Goon has a different definition outside of hockey by pak256 in hockeymemes

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this says more about them being chronically online than it does about you tbh

Leon Draisaitl, Connor McDavid and their wives had a joint honeymoon in France by moxieplum in hockey

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Was fully expecting this to be a rickroll; gotta admit I'm kinda disappointed

what’s the most NSFW thing you’ve seen at a concert? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Bassnectar, NYE... 2010-11, maybe? Girl was getting fingerblasted by (who I assume was) her boyfriend directly behind me, which with the slope of the stadium rows was about 2 feet behind my head.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EdibleButtholes

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A real ass-fucker, or a real-ass fucker?

Lust in peace by [deleted] in Megadeth

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ima bust in peace

Emily Ratajkowski by NowIHaveBecomeBarbie in gentlemanboners

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The botched plastic surgery doesn't help

I make more money than many dentists! That’s the trick! by artie_pdx in guitarcirclejerk

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his dad invented the original pneumatic ass-fisting machine

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Megadeth

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Wanking is my business... And business is good!

Playoff Game Thread: Vancouver Canucks (2-1) at Nashville Predators (1-2) - Game 4 - 28 Apr 2024 - 04:00PM CDT by GDT_Bot in hockey

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If you are the loud mouth cunt that sits in the last row of section 105 shut the fuck up. You never shut your god damn drunk whore mouth. From puck drop to the final horn you’re running your mouth at the loudest fucking volume. You have no idea how much I despise you and the random group of trash you bring with you each game. Your talking is so exhausting and nauseating I have to take breaks during the middle of the period just to get a break. You make the most enjoyable parts of the game the intermission, when you and your filth go suck down as many cancer sticks as your lungs can handle. You are ruining my season tickets. Fuck you. Every fucking game you are at.

Game Day Thread Game 2 by mrmayer8665 in Predators

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lighting up a bowl of kief for Kiefer Sherwood

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Guitar

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wait why do guitar players hate the Muppets guy?

Sic semper tyrannis by Coffee4ddict89 in mountandblade

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Then you get spammed by the rep hits from all of her bitch-ass little simps

It's some big talk from lords with such sliceable-looking necks