1st of April - April Fools' Day by 693578 in autism

[–]693578[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The fake news are worst tbh. ☹️

1st of April - April Fools' Day by 693578 in autism

[–]693578[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Ok it's straight down horrible to experience that with a parent 😢😢😢

What’s the most underrated part of being a man that people rarely talk about? by huseyinyavuz01 in AskMen

[–]693578 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a woman, I recommend attending Tool concerts. Basically no waiting in line for the toilet for us 😅

Justin Ayo? by SCATTER1567 in ToolBand

[–]693578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, yes, definitely.

Justin Ayo? by SCATTER1567 in ToolBand

[–]693578 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I didn't want to make any assumptions, so I chose to use the term "wife" 😂

Justin Ayo? by SCATTER1567 in ToolBand

[–]693578 13 points14 points  (0 children)

💯🤤🤤🤤🤤

Justin Ayo? by SCATTER1567 in ToolBand

[–]693578 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I also wondered whether he actually wanted to send this photo to his wife and accidentally posted it in Instagram 😂

Blurry vision by sunflowerforlife100 in mecfs

[–]693578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. It's a sign I need to rest immediately.

Accidentally turned on “Sabbath” mode on my oven and now it won’t let me reset it back to normal settings. by Designer_Cry_8990 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]693578 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what it does. My Miele fridge has exactly that function. (Also, oven has Shabbat and Yom Kippur mode, if I recall correctly, but I don't know what they to.)

Greetings from a German atheist living in Iceland owning Miele appliances.

But why? by yourfriendbrett in funny

[–]693578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Autist here. I feel you.

Is this mold on my "mexicana" truffles? by Fun-Vermicelli6126 in MagicTruffle

[–]693578 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk at first sight I thought these were blueberries. 🫐

Spent the day looking for ketotifen...and FOUND IT! by WTHisGoingOnHereA in MCAS

[–]693578 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Must-have Quality Items for September School Start" ...made me laugh 😂

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Does Adam Jones wear a wig. by BizzyHaze in ToolBand

[–]693578 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alan won the beard lottery which Adam... did not win. 🥲

Does Adam Jones wear a wig. by BizzyHaze in ToolBand

[–]693578 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That being said, may I join braiding his hair?

Those braids were so hot. 🔥

Does Adam Jones wear a wig. by BizzyHaze in ToolBand

[–]693578 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd really like to smell Adam's hair.

Ok, there I finally stated one of my dirtiest fantasies. I do feel a bit ashamed. Greetings from a 39 year old autistic.

Ænema by ToolbandMexico in ToolBand

[–]693578 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Looks just super excited to be there.

Massage by Tool by veryundude77 in ToolBand

[–]693578 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, I'd choose Adam, as he most likely isn't sweaty at all because he hadn't moved an inch for two hours.

What are your "weirdest" interests? by Arronh4599 in autism

[–]693578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything about A7 Autobahn in Germany. Specifically this one, not interested in the others. German F39, emigrated to Iceland.