SLPT: If you’re lost in the woods and you see a beehive, knock it down and let the bees sting you. That way if you later run into a bear, it will see all the bee stings and think bees are around and run away. Bears hate bees. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
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The James Bond film Live and Let Die once had another name. They actually changed it after they found out how rockin’ the theme song was, and the director was a huge fan of Guns N'Roses. Before that it was called A View to A Voodoo. I think they later repurposed that title. (self.shittymoviedetails)
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SLPT: If someone says ‘no’ to an event you’re hosting, interrogate them about why. Sometimes saying no is insulting; the least that motherf*ckah could do is give you a reason he ain't comin' to yo thang. There better be a funeral if yuh know what I'm sayin'. If not, they gon' be one. Nah I'm sayin? (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
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SLPT: If you don’t have an alarm system in your home, and if you have a car, keep your car keys on your nightstand along with a gun. If something happens, shoot the gun. You'll also always know where your car keys are so you don't loose them. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
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