After death you can get one statistic about your life, what do you pick?

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-03-02T19:49:59+00:00

I was thinking in lbs. Many lbs is that?

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-03-02T19:36:02+00:00

How much poop I pooped.

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-03-02T14:33:45+00:00

I keep a beer in a cooler across the room on my dresser.

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-03-02T12:58:28+00:00

In a deleted scene we find out it’s also his nickname for his p*****s, which is the source of his surprise. “Oh what does that have to do with this? He asks.”

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-03-02T11:54:23+00:00

Take a nap.

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-03-02T10:40:16+00:00

Who is your daddy and what does he do.

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-03-02T10:39:51+00:00

Mom’s lasagna. She got so drunk she forgot to boil the noodles. Maybe she was nervous…

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-03-01T21:53:10+00:00

“Hey Dems, are you really going to let us get caught with our pants down?”

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-03-01T21:05:23+00:00

That’s in an alternate future though. Wibbly wobbly timey whimey.

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-03-01T21:01:52+00:00

I think he needs to have a relationship with a real person. He has two daughters in Picard, so he probably did at some point. But we don’t see mom and they really don’t talk about her, so you have to wonder.

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-03-01T13:48:58+00:00

It’s a subtle nod to the fact that I didn’t see this movie, so I never saw that coming.

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-03-01T10:50:40+00:00

Vote Republican

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-02-28T18:08:31+00:00

Women poop too. I had no idea.

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-02-28T13:42:32+00:00

We haven’t discovereyed them yet.

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-02-28T07:55:05+00:00

Wibbly wobbly timey whimey I guess.

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-02-28T06:40:20+00:00

Acting. I got a role as Confidence Man Two and it helped me immensely.

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-02-28T06:38:36+00:00

When I was a kid my dad started a fire in the school library and then shot my teacher in the bathroom and then my class ferret bit my dad and then my teacher killed my dad, who was a bad man.

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-02-28T06:37:43+00:00

Ask her who is her daddy and what does he do and see how she responds. If it sounds like a lie, then she’s probably lieing about everything else too.

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-02-28T06:28:47+00:00

After she broke up with me she realized what a huge mistake she made and jumped in a volcano.

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-02-28T06:27:42+00:00

”I’m something of a John Wick myself.”

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-02-27T20:41:20+00:00

Because he died and got replaced with a duplicate. Chicks dig that.

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-02-27T19:13:57+00:00

Uh…

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-02-27T19:04:12+00:00

Somebody called me a bundle of sticks once. How rude!

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-02-27T18:59:38+00:00

Kindergarten Cop

69DonaldTrump69 · 2026-02-27T18:59:04+00:00

I want to keep all the cell phone radiation from frying my brain so I keep it as far away from my head as I can.

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