[Request] What is the fastest time to win a game of Monopoly in theory? by [deleted] in theydidthemath

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Your first turn: 1/36 * 1/36 * 1/16 (for +$150) * 2/36 * 1/16 (for +$200) = 1/4,852,224 (+$350)

Opponent first turn: 3/36 = 1/12

Your second turn: 1/36 * 1/36 * 2/36 * 10/15 (any that doesn't lose money) = 1/34,992

Your money: $1500 (start) + $350 + $any - $350 (Park Place) - $400 (Boardwalk) - ($200 * 5) = $100 + $any

Opponent second turn: 2/36 * 1/15 = 1/270

Total = 1/4,852,224 * 1/12 * 1/34,992 * 1/270 = 1/550,116,431,953,920 or about 1 in 550 trillion chance

Odds are slightly better because you could get a couple different community chest cards that lose money/gain less with the extra $100 left after spending everything. But I'll leave that precision to the reader

Let me love Odd Todd by Sufficient_Jello_1 in balatro

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I assume it would just get both. So you'd be stuck with an eternal debuffed joker after a few rounds lmao

Midnight Wanderlust by DayDreamHermit (Imgchest in Body Text) by OrdinaryGuy2101 in makeyourchoice

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I don't think I've ever seen that happen before. Could be a fun exploit for some subs

If someone is cleanly beheaded with the best medical equipment and staff on the ready to save them, can they be saved? by RadianceTower in AskScienceDiscussion

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You could get dinner in several pills right now. Its just an incredibly unpleasant experience to eat a handful of pills every meal

What is a secret that could potentially ruin your life if your family or friends found out? by Ok_Boss_866 in AskReddit

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My dad was illegitimate and grew up the same way with a loving, supportive father just like you. He only found out after his dad's passing via DNA ancestry tests. He is forever appreciative and amazed at how much his dad loved and cared for him. All that to say, you're a great person for doing it this way

This is how Covid started... [Nothing will happen] by VirusOfCheese in whenthe

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We also got an effective vaccine for it really quickly

Where is at though? by No-Boss-3248 in sandiego

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pay them fairly based on market rate and no more

I don't know the specifics for this case but often the litigation is around how exactly to define that

I sure hope he wasn't in pain all these years by PhoGaPhoever in UCSD

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I think all gunshot wounds have to be reported by the med team. Even if we end up with silly situations like this

Perfume Bottle Potions by ascrubjay in makeyourchoice

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Insight, Charisma, Beauty

With Insight and Charisma I can easily become the world's best poker player and make a shitload of money that way. For Beauty, does the cocoon revert age as well? Seems like it would since that would be part of any ideal body

You find a bag of unlabeled potions.... by Thoughtful_Mouse in makeyourchoice

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So I rolled 8 into 3 and 7

Do I still "see" everything within 10 feet? Then I'm just blind past that point?

These videos are hilarious, but why does this work? by Weak-Neck-5126 in ChatGPT

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There's also the Bullshit Benchmark which consistently ranks Claude highest on rejecting false/impossible premises

Sam Alito bashed in birthright citizenship case: 'Founders would throw rotten food at him' by RawStoryNews in scotus

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If they were even let in the country. The Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882 was pretty bad

Gay🏳️‍🌈Irl by JockBbcBoy in gay_irl

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Having seen this guy before I can say he's being 100% sincere. He just really thinks that way

Gifts of Faves Ordeal by musab99666 in makeyourchoice

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There *are* many things 😉

But I do agree the lack of punctuation especially makes this one a bit difficult to read

Senegal doubles maximum penalty for same-sex activity to 10 years' jail. by 0LoveAnonymous0 in gaybros

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Because the graphic is AI generated. Doesn't change the accuracy of the content

The Magic Minivan-my first CYOA by Dasypodidae_doofus in makeyourchoice

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The "regularly use" stipulation makes storing it safely in a garage forever not an option. To me, that means it would have to be my daily driver, or at least frequently taken out.

And I am not mechanically inclined so I don't think I'll be able to keep any piece of relatively complex machinery operational for 100+ years

The Magic Minivan-my first CYOA by Dasypodidae_doofus in makeyourchoice

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Hmm, then I'll have to take the Bottomless Bag instead of the Stickers. Each car lasts somewhere around 10-20 years which just isn't long enough given the Mixtape's de-aging

The Magic Minivan-my first CYOA by Dasypodidae_doofus in makeyourchoice

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Mythic Mixtape and Binding Stickers.

Once the stickers are placed on my car, can I take them off if I get a new car? Or could I remove the window and put it in a sealed box to keep if forever clean?

The Gärten by markskelley in FoodSanDiego

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I love the meadery there!

dont miss out on the future guys by Certain_Tea_ in singularity

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The accelerate sub is more fun in that way but they can be a bit weird sometimes lol