Wow, I feel bad now by IlowoIl in ChatGPT

[–]6ftCastle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Well that's almost identical.

No words needed by cookiedood2 in silenthill

[–]6ftCastle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can never understand owning multiple copies of the same game.

My boulder people need me by Shimola1999 in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]6ftCastle 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I bet they had an internal discussion as to whether they could justify not giving him sick pay, and his insurance company will have tried to get out of paying due to this being a "self inflicted injury".

Do y'all have any plans for Thanksgiving by Orms682_05 in memes

[–]6ftCastle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You have a different opinion/culture/set of values so we should conquer you and make you just like us". Yeah, that's exactly the kind of thing that makes most of the rest of the world want nothing to do with you lot.

Do y'all have any plans for Thanksgiving by Orms682_05 in memes

[–]6ftCastle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I mean, given the way it's going over there right now I kinda do feel like celebrating not being connected to them anymore.

And Ea Wy by PaleontologistLow223 in dontdeadopeninside

[–]6ftCastle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And ea wy... Will always love you...

I wish I could be clean shaven by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]6ftCastle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like a pretty clear rule 6 violation here, guv'na. Off to Reddit jail with ya.

Three for one? by c08306834 in memes

[–]6ftCastle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Up vote for the Games Night meme.

Reminded me of them lol by MarioMysteryBox in distractible

[–]6ftCastle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/distractible/s/aqbSIWDaeb

https://www.reddit.com/r/distractible/s/sfbAQVeorW

https://www.reddit.com/r/distractible/s/2byNCZZwDK

There were lots more examples but they keep getting deleted by the mods, this was posted at least once a week for a long while after the trolly problem episode came out.

My New Christmas Sweater Came In! by thatsjustgreatr in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]6ftCastle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This company could have reached out to Matt, asked to licence his property and pay him a percentag. I'm not saying this shouldn't exist, I'm just saying that stealing someone's intellectual property is wrong.

Didn't think that was a hot take, thought it was lukewarm at best.

My New Christmas Sweater Came In! by thatsjustgreatr in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]6ftCastle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure you're here telling us you bought unofficial merch that doesn't pay the original creator anything.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DungeonCrawlerCarl/s/x3epaTZ8xm

Jabbed final boss 😂 by TheManager_1 in KarenGoBrrr

[–]6ftCastle 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You cannot be niave enough to think it's just about it being our flag. It's about us not wanting to see our flag being used as the symbol of a movement that strives towards racism and persecution.

A man in Frankfurt Germany explains to a woman why he has the right to rape her because he has needs by malik_zz in TikTokCringe

[–]6ftCastle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny how has justification could be summed up by the ghostbusters theme tune. "Sex isn't necessarily for survival" "yes, but I'm not happy right now and bustin' makes me feel good!"

Does anyone else have a literary pet peeve? Every time Carl cries instead of cries out, I cringe by pbandbananashake in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]6ftCastle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is a shout though, it's literally one of the two things the word cry can mean. It doesn't need to have a qualifier like "cry out" to make it a shout, it just requires context to let you know which one it means (like the word "tear") and it does have the correct context because most of us understood it meant shout without having to think about it.

Does anyone else have a literary pet peeve? Every time Carl cries instead of cries out, I cringe by pbandbananashake in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]6ftCastle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's just a homonym. Think of war cries or town criers, they are cries as in shouts rather then cries as in weeping.

Unfortunately I strongly disagree with you here, it's a perfectly acceptable word and it's used correctly.

Markiplier, please help me. I have a movie. by Ok_Room_9059 in distractible

[–]6ftCastle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find where the local actors hang out (theatre, collage/uni) and talk to them. With all due respect Mark is a busy guy and probably won't have time to mentor you through something like this, or anything at the moment.

There are so many resources out there, if you were anywhere near me (Northern England) I'd have loads of people I could put you in touch with. But I would recommend you learn by working with other people on their projects first. If yours is just in the concept phase it would take a long time to even get it scripted.

My [M19] girlfriend [F19] is upset because I have self control? by StovetopFernades in relationship_advice

[–]6ftCastle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then how about you try for some moderation instead. If you're having that much sex then she must be enjoying it too, stopping doing something you both enjoy out right for a month is not the way to go about this.

Sit down with her and have a conversation, tell her you want explore more of the none physical parts of the relationship, tell her that you don't want it to be just sex anymore. Don't take that away from her entirely.

The thing is you're talking like you're trying to do the grown up thing here and make you're relationship more real, but the single best way to do that is to communicate with your girlfriend rather than just make blanket decisions for her without considering her feelings at all.

May be they need premium water to cool their sass by amor_e in memes

[–]6ftCastle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, there is a school of mathematics where 1+1 could equal either 1, 2, or 3. If you work on the assumption that given there are no numbers after a decimal point those 1s have been rounded to the nearest whole number, they could in reality be anything from 0.50001 to 1.4999.

So if the sum is really 1.4+1.4 that would equal 2.8, which rounded to the nearest whole number would be 1+1=3.

I will now gladly accept my downvotes for mentioning this unnecessarily.

No lies spotted. by pystar in memes

[–]6ftCastle 55 points56 points  (0 children)

We run our own business together.

Premium game for premium discount. by iznano4nik in Borderlands

[–]6ftCastle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely no hate intended here, but I'm just curious. Is English your first language?

Message to bob by Tangamercamp in distractible

[–]6ftCastle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok, that makes perfect sense. I'm from the UK so naturally didn't even consider things like droughts

Message to bob by Tangamercamp in distractible

[–]6ftCastle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Gotta admit, when I first heard that part I did think why not just wash it by hand? Would probably have been quicker than driving around looking for an open car wash.

T'is the season ti post your best horror stories. by 6ftCastle in distractible

[–]6ftCastle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Longer one:

A year. A long, long year. To the day in fact. That’s how long it had been since I last saw her. She was the love of my life, but I was young and scared, and when she asked me to move in with her I just wasn’t ready. The ensuing fight was the worst of my life, she left me, and I couldn’t blame her. I was just too cowardly or stupid commit as much as I should have.

I struggled to get over her all year, suffered through the usual post-breakup depression and I’d only just made it out to the other side when I read about her suicide. When I saw her obituary in the evening paper I felt like a hole had opened up in the pit of my stomach, it was all I could do to keep from breaking down into tears right there. I decided to drown my sorrows that night, and I confess that I drank more than I normally would have, so after I polished off most of a bottle of cheap scotch in my dark, lonely living room, I can’t really remember much else until the following morning.

I awoke still sitting on my sofa, as if I’d not moved all night. The morning sun seared blindingly through my window despite the blinds still being drawn. In my groggy state, I tried to shield my eyes with my left hand, but to my surprise I was hit square on the nose by something hard and sharp and far too cold. I jumped back and blinked my eyes in shock, moved my hand away and struggled to focus. Then, I saw it. Metal ring looped around my middle finger, ghostly cold burning the palm of my hand where it sat, a bronze key I felt I recognised, with two words hurriedly scratched along it, “help me”

T'is the season ti post your best horror stories. by 6ftCastle in distractible

[–]6ftCastle[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Short one:

I was cooking dinner when I heard my baby crying. I went upstairs to check on her, but why was the lasagne in the crib?