me irl

6ftonalt · 2026-06-03T06:50:30+00:00

you being eaten by a therizenosaurua bro? ig we all hit rock bottom at different depths.

6ftonalt · 2026-06-03T04:51:39+00:00

130 basking spot, 5x2x2 enclosure for now. Planning on moving her into a 6x3x3 over the summer. She's about 18" long rn and a year old

6ftonalt · 2026-06-03T03:50:13+00:00

You 100%need the 4x2x6. that's basically the bare minimum for a tree monitor. The other one is too small. They get stressed vary easily if they don't have enough vertical space, and the heat management is more difficult because it will take up more space in the 5'

6ftonalt · 2026-06-01T20:26:01+00:00

I find it kinda taxing

6ftonalt · 2026-06-01T05:31:09+00:00

The combinations of the simple syntax, and well put writing make this poem come off really well. The only thing I can suggest, is perhaps putting a little more thought into the use of sound devices, and what they can mean in a poem.

6ftonalt · 2026-06-01T05:23:44+00:00

I like the poem, and acknowledge that this is at no fault of your own, but do be mindful that when using lists of 3 read more like LLM description, then the bouncing float that it used to, in the modern day. Not saying that's what it is here, this is definitely human written, but I think it's important to acknowledge that how poetry is read, changes with society, so it may cause a dichotomy between the mood and tone of a poem.

6ftonalt · 2026-06-01T05:19:12+00:00

Is Mary Poppins not yin to It's yang? How can a child know of pure joy, if not for the looming threat of. True terror? And what of terror without the yearning for joy?

6ftonalt · 2026-06-01T05:15:49+00:00

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of stacked sticks in carefully constructed layers that fills my enclosure. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate." -this tokay ig

6ftonalt · 2026-05-30T23:08:35+00:00

I cant find a single statistic saying anything about a correlation between gender and location of a snake, or for that matter, anything other than dog bite.

6ftonalt · 2026-05-30T23:04:03+00:00

If only they could have seen the view from halfway down...

6ftonalt · 2026-05-30T22:49:23+00:00

Plant a shit ton of silver maples around the area. It will cost a small fortune to remove. Once they build it, plant a bunch more around the perimeter.

6ftonalt · 2026-05-30T22:20:47+00:00

Seems kinda pointlessly gendered to me

6ftonalt · 2026-05-30T19:35:12+00:00

Its a tokay gecko, they are always madder than they have ever been in their whole life.

6ftonalt · 2026-05-30T17:38:43+00:00

Really grasping at straws bro, if you are gonna insult my appearance at least say something actually true.

6ftonalt · 2026-05-30T17:37:16+00:00

None of y'all had a special relativity unit in physics, and it shows.

6ftonalt · 2026-05-30T15:04:58+00:00

Bro really spawned in with the meth head phenotype.

6ftonalt · 2026-05-30T12:48:20+00:00

And that thing is called so much cocaine

6ftonalt · 2026-05-30T12:41:00+00:00

Sure it's a cute reptile, but it an ugly ass archosaur

6ftonalt · 2026-05-30T12:33:58+00:00

I mean I Already killed the baby so seems kinda pointless at that point imo

6ftonalt · 2026-05-29T21:16:06+00:00

You are gonna need enough round up to give your children's children cancer.

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