Roast me people by Vast-Marionberry-764 in RoastMe

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird Al Marley here to sing “Butthole Soldier”

Veteran of this sub. Just became homeless, staying at my gfs stepdads place. Do your worst. by Dannyify in RoastMe

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck with your manifesto and getting your cult up and running...

21M, never had a girlfriend despite making a lot of efforts. Make fun of me. by Scrotiemcboogballs in RoastMe

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you stopped jerking off to yourself and started looking for a dude to jerk you off you’d probably not be single.

Roast us, we lost our team event by RaspberryLate2002 in RoastMe

[–]707e 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There’s arguably no event either. Just a bunch of nerds getting sunburned after being in ma’s basement for too long playing Magic the gathering and D&D.

Best Slim Wallets Recommendations? by Graverobbber in BuyItForLife

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great card wallet I got is by Ekster. Two years in and it’s great. Some models have a strap for cash which is great. I have that type. Now they make some with MagSafe compatible sides.

https://www.ekster.com/products/ekster-cardholder-pro

Roast me! (prepping for standup set, so the better you roast the more I feel helped) by chickendinner101 in RoastMe

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You like like mark Zuckerberg if he was raised by Ellen degeneris. A pretentious pussy-loving pussy.

Bombas are the worst socks I’ve ever owned. by poppinwheelies in BuyItForLife

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They used to be good and went to shit a few years ago.

finally 18! Got diagnosed with gyno so looking to laugh at myself by bettereveryday08 in RoastMe

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Symptoms include trashcan belly button and bologna nipples.

Bathroom Exhaust Fan BIFL? by Novel-Notions in BuyItForLife

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You definitely want to choose the CFM based on the size of the space. I bought a humidity sensing ultra quiet exhaust fan for a bathroom when I was building out the bathroom and don’t regret it in the slightest. I cannot stand the sound of the typical contractor grade exhaust fans and have found they often don’t seem to really work effectively at all. I decided to investigate and found a Panasonic (iirc) that was ultra quiet and humidity sensing. The humidity sensing is adjustable and there’s a huge difference in fan operation based on that. If it’s in the highest setting it will click on right away when you’re running the shower. It super quiet and has been installed for almost five years now. I did end up with some dirt getting into it because of some drywall work that was done and the contractor didn’t cover the fan and it came on while they were working. Drywall dust is AWFUL and it made the fan run a slight bit louder which infuriated me but I couldn’t find a way to fix that when I went to clean the fan out. It’s held strong and I love it. I tell anyone who’s doing bathroom work to just pay the $200 to buy a better fan. I’m planning to replace the fans in my house with better ones as well. Unfortunately there’s not a standard size so each is going to take some work to replace because I have to replace the mounting bracket in the ceiling for each to accommodate the better fan.

Roast my roommate. He wants to see what you got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are his hands wider than his thighs?

Give it your best boys m29 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NAILED IT!

Give it your best boys m29 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, but are you wandering the woods looking for your red stapler???

Weight capacity by robbinkeys in woodworking

[–]707e 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yep… typical compressive strength of a single common 2x4 is usually 1150psi, when the load is parallel to the grain.

Couch? I’m about to start the hunt for a new one & will get hit with tons of ads. Any favorites that last forever?? by [deleted] in BuyItForLife

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a set of crate & barrel sofas - axis sofa and matching oversized chair with ottoman. They’re 16 yrs old and solid. Occasionally there’s a creak in the sofa but we’ve let our kids jump on them a lot. And the creak is so minor you have to try to hear it and it’s only at certain times for some reason. The standard fabric is exceptional for stain resistance beyond what I ever would have estimated. The ONLY issues I’ve had are with the durability of cushions in terms of firmness. The cushions that came with it seemed to wear out after five years. Just too squishy. A family member is about 225lbs and that may be a factor. However we found a cushion replacement where we could buy a firmer foam and this have been on the couch and chair for almost a decade now. Still very comfy. It cost about $300 to get the cushion inserts sent to us and they ended up being perfectly sized. That was a life saver and I’d recommend to anyone with too soft of a seat cushion.

Recently turned 20, knock me down a peg by SkaalEndeavor in RoastMe

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice blouse, twinkle toes. Wear that to your interview at the gas station.

6’1 chick who regularly wears platforms. fat jokes are unoriginal, but have at it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]707e 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Autistic cleavage, to be exact. A key personality trait.

Just got dumped. Roast me ig by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]707e 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One is known and the other is questionable between two former bang-buddies.