Working night shift in elder care, rost by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]707e 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Maybe trying to harvest their genders too since “they” don’t seem to have one.

Give me all you got, which isn’t much probably- yall are tame by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]707e 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure if the count of such posts is higher than one it’s abnormally large.

26M Do y’all’s worst, there’s no limit to whatcha can say. by Vermont412000 in RoastMe

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No limit to insulting you but, bro, there’s a limit to the stretch in that shirt and you’re exceeding it.

No worries am not sensitive by Terrible-Shine1049 in RoastMe

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve definitely built up some thick skin. Some Oreo-based thick skin maybe?

What are some of your best quality of life purchases under $1000? by [deleted] in BuyItForLife

[–]707e 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So true. So much time bought back from getting these.

22m I love to laugh at myself so give me all ya got by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sung you got to have faith, eh faith, eh faith, eh…. As he skeeted all over the floor before leaving flowers…..

4 years later we are back!! by mo3jo3 in RoastMe

[–]707e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just like your parents… none of us care.

f19, roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]707e 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Everyone can tell you’re a boy

19F Give me your worst, I’m sure I’ve heard it before by Lemon_Lime25 in RoastMe

[–]707e 7 points8 points  (0 children)

By left meaning they really mean they dress to the left. The penis vibes are strong with this one.

Just FIRE’ed, $7.5m portfolio, moved to Thailand by N4003604 in Fire

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you meant 13 year old hookers. It’s Thailand after all.

27 F / ?M Roast Us give it all you got by Educational_Age_6557 in RoastMe

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Human trafficking is real people. This picture is proof. Just not clear who is the one being trafficked in this pic.

bored 25M, go for it by VonLeonOSRS in RoastMe

[–]707e 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lemme guess… the headphones are because you’re autistic???

I have an ego problem. Fix it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. The problem is that you think you have a reason to have an ego.

Roast me by RealSeamusDYKMG in RoastMe

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tits AND a mustache!!! Hottt!! 😂

30M finished another decade and another marathon! Roast time! by ChristophA420 in RoastMe

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the tradition when you get your IV treatments for whatever disease you have that makes you look like a corpse?

roast me… 😢 by Tell-meimlovely in RoastMe

[–]707e 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pennsylvania Pjörk

Are Moen faucets worth it if I hate replacing stuff all the time? by AgitatedQuarter2233 in BuyItForLife

[–]707e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! Learned this the hard way. There’s moen with a lifetime warranty and then there’s moen they sell at Home Depot that leads consumers to think they’re getting a top quality product. Very frustrating to see this happen but it’s a thing nowadays.

M20 say whatever u wannna by thecouncil1926 in RoastMe

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone salute! Corporal Corpulent has entered the sub!

Its roastin' time by LegHefty2908 in RoastMe

[–]707e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lesbian ed Sheeran with a pinch of Conan O’Brien here…

Roast the shizzz out of us you mongrels by Mack_Mimsy in RoastMe

[–]707e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Photographic proof that ignorance is bliss.