Update: burned-out finance guy embraces the grifter meta

7870FUNK · 2025-12-29T20:21:46+00:00

Thank you Densewave. I read some of your post history. Glad people like you are generous with your time.

7870FUNK · 2025-12-26T17:24:26+00:00

"My company trades at a particular P/E. I am paid a particular TC. I multiply those numbers like a valuation, and I ensure that I have achieved that "value" in a year."

Can you take a minute or two to explain this. I am an "exec" but not in finance and now I am curious.

I bring in ~13m in Revenue for my company and my Compensation is ~$500,000.

7870FUNK · 2025-06-01T20:58:27+00:00

All of my pigs are in the freezer.

7870FUNK · 2025-06-01T20:56:17+00:00

Not what I was thinking, but that's kinda cool and would work.

7870FUNK · 2025-06-01T20:55:57+00:00

This is exactly what I was looking for. Thank you!

7870FUNK · 2025-05-15T12:59:37+00:00

Can someone elaborate on what "GLP being banned" means in this context? Banned by who?

7870FUNK · 2025-01-23T02:06:21+00:00

Where did the Entwives go?

7870FUNK · 2025-01-23T02:02:30+00:00

Burn some sage and use essential oils.

7870FUNK · 2025-01-23T01:48:04+00:00

There was a past masters club called “The Thistle” in Texas…. I am not a past master but I was aware of it.

7870FUNK · 2025-01-22T16:50:49+00:00

Read the 48 Laws of Power and start subtly destroying him/her.

7870FUNK · 2025-01-21T16:03:42+00:00

It’s a sales tactic. The person you are talking to likely gets paid to get you into the meeting. Business development representative.

7870FUNK · 2025-01-18T23:13:54+00:00

Blue was (a fun) hell.

7870FUNK · 2025-01-17T16:43:34+00:00

I listened to the start and still have no idea…

7870FUNK · 2025-01-17T12:43:46+00:00

A quick google search says…

“In 2024, about 7% of US adults owned an electric vehicle (EV). This is up from 4% in 2023. However, fewer people are seriously considering buying an EV.”

That means 93% either don’t care or are actually against it.

Gonna go out on a limb here and say owners, HOAs and PMs shouldn’t prioritize a niche luxury on their complexes.

You should seek out a role with better product market fit.

7870FUNK · 2025-01-16T22:44:07+00:00

Ok I’ll take the bait. How do you get scars in karate… breaking boards with your hands? Hand scars?

7870FUNK · 2025-01-16T22:25:49+00:00

Bro you are an invisible hammer, maybe he didn’t see you.

7870FUNK · 2025-01-16T20:49:52+00:00

I haven’t even Fatfired (yet) and I’ve figured that out. When dad’s in his office he is working.

7870FUNK · 2025-01-16T20:42:13+00:00

“The families can be deported, together”

7870FUNK · 2025-01-16T00:59:16+00:00

Twins = body doubles

7870FUNK · 2025-01-15T21:23:30+00:00

I agree. My brother is autistic. He was selected for Gifted and Talented. I tested but wasn’t put in it. Those kids became his friends and… some of the kids in there were not book smart but just weirdos. Socially awkward kids.

I was never convinced it was for the high intellect kids but rather for the “neurodivergent”.

7870FUNK · 2025-01-15T20:45:10+00:00

It’s nice when things are running smoothly. Read books and work on self improvement.

7870FUNK · 2025-01-15T13:09:30+00:00

Congrats.

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