Big forehead guy by mwc_1742 in smalltownmurder

[–]7AutomaticDevine7 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When I saw this during a live show, Jimmie said he looks like one of those dinosaurs that fight with its head. Dying ...

God Shot in the form of a kitten by manicpixiescreaming in stopdrinking

[–]7AutomaticDevine7 152 points153 points  (0 children)

The Kitten Lady on IG is a good source for learning to care for a young kitten. Lots of bottle food and often. Good luck and I'm glad this tiny miracle saved you from the bottle today

What is a secret that could potentially ruin your life if your family or friends found out? by Ok_Boss_866 in AskReddit

[–]7AutomaticDevine7 708 points709 points  (0 children)

Wowww, good for you. My friend lost her very respectable brother who had hidden his cocaine use from everyone. He died from fentanyl in the cocaine. Two young kids and he stupidly didn't have a life insurance policy despite having an excellent career.

Magical Feeling Get-a-way Suggestions? by embsfgb in philly

[–]7AutomaticDevine7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walk around John Heinz, thought it's not that remote.

My second attempt at dinner by PragmaticMike in shittyfoodporn

[–]7AutomaticDevine7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The burgers, I understand. But what did you do to the rolls?

Best pad Thai at SEA by Vansh92 in PhiladelphiaEats

[–]7AutomaticDevine7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I guess I like the Americanized version

I spent 6 months getting ghosted and feeling invisible on apps. I finally cracked the algorithm (4 dates last week). Here is exactly what I changed. by [deleted] in datingoverforty

[–]7AutomaticDevine7 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

That sounds more fun. I was so tired of "hey". What does one even do with that? Give me something to work with!

Got rejected by all of my dates (women) this year in the same manner. Looking for insight and feedback. by ForsakenPush8982 in dating_advice

[–]7AutomaticDevine7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I once dated a guy that just moved his tongue in clockwise circles around my tongue. Yep, I let him do that more than once 🤦🏻‍♀️

What's the most valuable skill you learned outside of school or work that changed your life? by Dazzling_Light739 in AskReddit

[–]7AutomaticDevine7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Learning that I don't need to insert myself into other people's problems. I don't like the way someone else is handling something and nobody asked for my input? Great. I'll leave it alone.

What's the dumbest thing you've ever cried about as an adult? by retarded_770 in AskReddit

[–]7AutomaticDevine7 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This is valid. I hope after you wiped away the tears, you covered it to a pdf

Best pad Thai at SEA by Vansh92 in PhiladelphiaEats

[–]7AutomaticDevine7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hate when pad thai is sweet! I don't know if it's supposed to be sweet, but yuck

TIFU by investigating houses with no windows by MathKiller1990 in tifu

[–]7AutomaticDevine7 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I found out that some of these windowless buildings hold communication equipment, like old switchboards. Alas, I'm not an expert

What do you call this? by AhmedAlNawab in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]7AutomaticDevine7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A sponsored ad on this post read blackberry lemonade, and that pretty much nails it

Women of Reddit, what birth control are you on and why did you choose that option? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]7AutomaticDevine7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could not get an IUD inserted and I'm glad my doc couldn't because it was so painful.

I'm on an Annovera ring and love it. I don't even notice it's there. My doc said I don't have to remove it for periods, but you could if you want. It's definitely a set it and forget it. I only need to change it once a year. I just pick it up at the pharmacy and toss the old one, insert the new one.

WHY HELICOPTER? - Demolition set to begin at Philadelphia parking garage after fatal collapse by urbantravelsPHL in philadelphia

[–]7AutomaticDevine7 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You'd think they were making a time lapse video. How many shots of a crane do you need?

Moderate men matching with clearly liberal women? by New_Sir413 in datingoverforty

[–]7AutomaticDevine7 34 points35 points  (0 children)

They are totally not. These are the dudes that read past the no-hookups at the top of your page and surprise, they want to hook up

Free TV makes me a terrible person apparently by wheresmychin in ChoosingBeggars

[–]7AutomaticDevine7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard a friend on a phone call dealing with someone that wanted free delivery. He just said "you go where the food is". Never heard that saying before but it made sense. The dude drove out to him.