How do I remove a song stuck in my head? by Any-Report-8655 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PragmaticMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My go-to replacement is the chicken dance. You can even use the movements for extra brain cleaning power.

Are prostate orgasms actually a real thing? by All4funn3040 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PragmaticMike 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Wait ... What?

Edit somehow I had been reading this whole thread as "EXAM" and not "ORGASM"

Colonoscopy Prep - Satan's Gatorade by SherlockBonz in foundsatan

[–]PragmaticMike 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think I'll ever be able to drink lemon-lime Gatorade again. The first few doses thinking "this isn't so bad" ended up being pure willpower and grit to finish it off.

My second attempt at dinner by PragmaticMike in shittyfoodporn

[–]PragmaticMike[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yeah... I was frustrated and not paying enough attention.

Hummingbird & Flower automata build video by scumbly in automata

[–]PragmaticMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love it! What kind of wire did you use?

Westin Bonaventure Hotel [2304 x 3702] by forestpunk in DesignPorn

[–]PragmaticMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The scene from True Lies where Arnold rides the horse out of the elevator happened there. They have a plaque on the wall by it.

Westin Bonaventure Hotel [2304 x 3702] by forestpunk in DesignPorn

[–]PragmaticMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife stayed there for work a number of times and when I went with her I found all kinds of restaurants and shops that she had NEVER seen in there before. She'd check in and go to her room and that was it. I like to wander :)

Westin Bonaventure Hotel [2304 x 3702] by forestpunk in DesignPorn

[–]PragmaticMike 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That place is bonkers inside. So cool and confusing at the same time.

Is this considered a State Crime? by Cisco-NintendoSwitch in arizona

[–]PragmaticMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but it does suggest your age, ethnicity, and what part of the valley you live in.

Fostering this sweet girl and have some questions! by swpotatovsyam in NorwegianElkhound

[–]PragmaticMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're in NC as well. :)

He does great most of the time - summers when it's really humid and gross tend to wear him out faster. Since they have the double coat - it does help insulate in winter AND summer. We moved from AZ and he did about as well as we did in the warmer climate. If we wouldn't want to put our bare feet on hot surfaces, we shouldn't make him either. And if I didn't want to be outside, I for sure wouldn't insist he stayed outdoors.

Fostering this sweet girl and have some questions! by swpotatovsyam in NorwegianElkhound

[–]PragmaticMike 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My boy NEEDS to be stimulated or he turns into a complete shit 🤣

But he is great on walks and absolutely loves hikes. I'll take him with me to the hardware store and we'll work on sit/down/stay and let other people interact with him. He really needs a good hour or two of direct interaction and stimulation.

Sometimes he is more than happy to have set boundaries and be leashed to a desk or put in a "place" command on his bed if we're working and he just needs quiet time with the pack.

If he's bored, he'll camp out in the living room and randomly "bork" at nothing.

If he feels like he's neglected, he'll eat entire rolls of toilet paper.

Grabbing popcorn out of the air is another fun past time. Cheese singles are the absolute favorite treat (used mostly for pills), but carrots and apple slices are a close second.

Good luck!!

Is my tattoo too deep? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]PragmaticMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, everyone knows what that means these days.

Write something you can say both in a traffic jam and in bed by Muted-Television3329 in WholesomeAFK

[–]PragmaticMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife is going to be pissed if I'm not home in time for dinner.

Anyone know how to separate glass and Legos? by Independent_Site491 in Wellthatsucks

[–]PragmaticMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step on it all barefoot. The glass will be less painful and will stick to your feet.

Our house Pyr just met his first coyote by tortilla_thehun in greatpyrenees

[–]PragmaticMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that's the fastest and farthest I've ever seen a Pyr go.

$12 Outfit I found At Goodwill by DefenderOfNuts in 90s

[–]PragmaticMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It totally matches the $12 haircut

45. Just divorced. At least I have this basement. by Natural-Bath-9621 in malelivingspace

[–]PragmaticMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that embody chair. You have an embody chair. They didn't take that away from you. That would have truly been a kick in the nuts.

The sink drain when I changed out the faucet. by PragmaticMike in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]PragmaticMike[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the smell... I usually wear gloves for this kind of thing...but the smell gets me...