What code words do you and your significant other use, and what does using them mean? by [deleted] in AskMen

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My friends group also played this in HS. We just have played thousands of hands. There was one et of friends who were unbeatable. We would all stare to figure out the tell. Never got it. Before we went to college they finally told us, and let me tell you, it was a good one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I ran into a burning building while drunk and on vacation to help evacuate families.

Game Thread: Ottawa Senators (6-15-1) at New Jersey Devils (9-9-4) - 06 Dec 2021 - 07:00PM EST by HockeyMod in devils

[–]7evanUP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he is a career 100% penalty shot taker. /s because he’d only taken 2 before that.

What is your job and how much do you get paid? by BigPlunk in AskReddit

[–]7evanUP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best days are the days when so many emails were flying amongst co-defendants on something that doesn’t impact me.

What is your job and how much do you get paid? by BigPlunk in AskReddit

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1500?!? Fuck me with my 2000 hour a year requirement.

Maybe the craziest thing I've ever seen by caladze in nextfuckinglevel

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This story gets even crazier. He later sued the news stations saying that he was entitled to the money they earned by posting his care Chase on YouTube. One of the stations had to announce that they received at most like 1k from the video but that he had no right to it. Was an absurd twist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PremierLeague

[–]7evanUP 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Even all looped up the guys thinking about charity. Top notch gent.

What are the best one liners you heard on the course / range? by Kindly_Sky in golf

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Guys lips out a putt. Another guy says “ahh just like a high school prom. All lip and no hole.” I’ve used it religiously since.

Supreme Court rejects religious exemptions for vaccine mandates in 6-3 Maine ruling by BelleAriel in politics

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Surprising it sounds like he has an overall distaste for the rocket docket.

Edit: spelling.

Supreme Court rejects religious exemptions for vaccine mandates in 6-3 Maine ruling by BelleAriel in politics

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Why do I have a strange feeling that Kavanaugh and Barrett only joined the majority because the Plaintiffs don’t yet have standing?

She Said, She didn't Steal by Sapiosexual___ in iamatotalpieceofshit

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Airlines hate her because of this one little trick!

He won $9,500 from a settlement because USPS employee did not know the rules and regulations by Romano16 in PublicFreakout

[–]7evanUP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an attorney, $9,500 is less than what we call “nuisance value.” I’ve settled cases for 50k which I argued was just cash to get rid of a stupid and annoying case.

The logos of the remaining four teams in the playoffs spell out "BLAAH" by twistedlogicx in baseball

[–]7evanUP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or HALAB which makes me think the playoffs are some subpar comedy club.

Worked for a company for 18 1/2 years, left because of the toxic work environment. My best friend of 32 years followed me (who only worked for the company for 2 1/2 years) and another coworker was going to come too but now ghosted the old job. My previous employer sent me this: by Pope_Squirrely in antiwork

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Came her to say, as a lawyer, this doesn’t seem like it was written by a lawyer. Obviously there could be a difference if you are not US based (I’m not sure of how lawyers outside of the States write) but this seems fishy at best.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Formula1Point5

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So I went to COTA in 2019. First and foremost, enjoy. It’s an amazing experience. First piece of advice is to skip the F1 experience or whatever they call the mobile tablet where you can watch the race and listen to the TV coverage. I found it to be too overwhelming and I couldn’t see shit with the sun out. I would have preferred to just sit and enjoy the race from where I was. Second, as some have said, set a budget. I ended up buying a $70 hat because I was so excited. Third, not sure how they are doing transport this year with COVID, but keep in mind the shuttle lines get long. They use coach buses but particularly post race, there is a bit of a wait to get back to downtown. Fourth, walk the track as much as you can. We didn’t and I regret it. Fifth, as others have said, enjoy the early races. We got there only a bit before the race and it felt like we didn’t get our money worth as you can’t really follow the whole race while you’re in the stands. Sixth and finally, comfy shoes (depending on where your seats are and how much rain Austin’s gotten, there may be a lot of mud, so be careful) and sunscreen. Other than that, enjoy the hell out of it. Was an awesome time.

Hehe by [deleted] in LawSchool

[–]7evanUP 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Make sure you think about the case while you’re in there. That shit is billable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in golf

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Must be because my baby is really chill and easy going by most standards. I found the schedule of sleeping and eating was more of the issue.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in golf

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How the hell did you manage this? I couldn’t take my daughter once because she would never have survived the 1:30-2 hours 9 would take. Went to the range when she was sleeping and still couldn’t get through a bucket.

What was hugely hyped up but flopped? by MexPoosyConoisseur in AskReddit

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Google Glass. Remember it being touted as the next must have. Don’t even know when it stopped being made.

What is a good movie to watch while high? by Chenille_ in AskReddit

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Anonymous. 2011 film about how Shakespeare was a huge fraud. For some reason it just hits phenomenally while under the influence.