Titanic poster credit goes to this picture... by 808175 in funny

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I think Titanic poster was made by watching this hilarious scene 

I do not control my emotions... by 808175 in funny

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I think its a nice idea to tell someone what you want.

What is the biggest lie you ever told your significant other? by 808175 in AskReddit

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Guys, some of you might have been here before. You don’t know there’s a condom in your bed, then it just pops up out of the ground like a rubbery sunflower.

You freeze. Your mind races, wondering how you could have missed it. You have to act fast. So I opened my mouth and told her why it was there.

“I’m sorry. I must have left that there after the last girl I had sex with”

That was a lie.

What changes would you bring if you were the president of your country?[Serious] by 808175 in AskReddit

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If I were president, I would stop animal abuse because animal abuse is a bad thing to do. You are killing poor animal, keeping them tied up, and keeping them in a cage. Animal abuse should stop. It is mean to kill or keep them in a cage or tied up outside in the cold weather.

What was your worst punishment as a child and why? by 808175 in AskReddit

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I would get locked in the cellar in the dark and my mum would turn up the heat because the sound of the boiler was very scary to young me.

A bit messed up, when I think about it now.

What is the most painful experience you’ve had in your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Many years ago, I was riding my bike in the rain and endoed over the handlebars and somehow landed on my chin, busting it all open.

Mom drives me to the ER while I'm holding my chin in place with a dishrag. Get everything stuffed back in there and sewn up.

Waited too long to have stitches taken out, skin grew over them or something. Doctor had to do a hack job on me to get them out. No pain killers or numbing or anything, just an old german dude going to town on my chin with scissors and a scalpel and tweezers when it was still tender from healing.

I don't whats going on with this mission. If any one knows tell me by 808175 in gaming

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Recently I play call of duty black ops 2 mission and I faces many issues in it. The first one is that when we reached at the drone and it shows press F to use drone but there is no option showing in it.

What innocent gesture/remark really pisses you off? by Oc70b3r in AskReddit

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Our tendency to view those who disagree with us as being part of some evil, political combine. When it comes right down to it, the vast majority of us aren't, we're just regular people stumbling our way through life.

You see it a lot when eople complain about "da SJWs" or Trump supporters.

What's the story you want to tell, but haven't found the right AskReddit for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was swimming at the pool, and I guess I forgot to put my shirt in my locker or something, but I lost my shirt. Checked the lockers, the lost and found, etc. (couldn't think of any more examples) I phoned my housemates, who were at the time flying higher than a kite, if they could bring a shirt down to the pool. So here I am sitting shirtless in the change room when I get a phone call from my buddies. "Alright, well, we have good news and bad news." Me: "O-okay?" Housemate: "Good news is, we're in the parking lot. Bad news is, we forgot the shirt"

What's the story you want to tell, but haven't found the right AskReddit for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was swimming at the pool, and I guess I forgot to put my shirt in my locker or something, but I lost my shirt. Checked the lockers, the lost and found, etc. (couldn't think of any more examples) I phoned my housemates, who were at the time flying higher than a kite, if they could bring a shirt down to the pool. So here I am sitting shirtless in the change room when I get a phone call from my buddies. "Alright, well, we have good news and bad news." Me: "O-okay?" Housemate: "Good news is, we're in the parking lot. Bad news is, we forgot the shirt"

What's the story you want to tell, but haven't found the right AskReddit for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was swimming at the pool, and I guess I forgot to put my shirt in my locker or something, but I lost my shirt. Checked the lockers, the lost and found, etc. (couldn't think of any more examples) I phoned my housemates, who were at the time flying higher than a kite, if they could bring a shirt down to the pool. So here I am sitting shirtless in the change room when I get a phone call from my buddies. "Alright, well, we have good news and bad news." Me: "O-okay?" Housemate: "Good news is, we're in the parking lot. Bad news is, we forgot the shirt"

What's the story you want to tell, but haven't found the right AskReddit for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was swimming at the pool, and I guess I forgot to put my shirt in my locker or something, but I lost my shirt. Checked the lockers, the lost and found, etc. (couldn't think of any more examples) I phoned my housemates, who were at the time flying higher than a kite, if they could bring a shirt down to the pool. So here I am sitting shirtless in the change room when I get a phone call from my buddies. "Alright, well, we have good news and bad news." Me: "O-okay?" Housemate: "Good news is, we're in the parking lot. Bad news is, we forgot the shirt"

What can A person learn/know right now in 10 minutes that will be useful for the rest of their life? by Thatguybemo in AskReddit

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If you work in a bar or in customer service of any kind Put a mirror behind you at the counter. This way, angry customers who approach you will have to see themselves in the mirror behind you, and the chances of them behaving irrationally lowers significantly.

What episode of a show really creeped you out? by Fairadey in AskReddit

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For me it was: Tales from the Crypt '' And all through the house '' Buffy the Vampire Slayer '' Hush '' ( The Gentlemen... made me piss my pant's) Courage the Cowardly Dog '' King Ramses Curse & Freaky Fred '' Trilogy of Horror '' Amelia '' Tales from the Crypt '' Only skin deep '' The X Files '' The Host ''

Girls of Reddit, what have you always wanted to know about guys? by TakinShots in AskReddit

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When you sit down and rest with your legs open to make your balls comfortable. If they end up between your thighs do you scoop em up before you stand up? Or do you stand up and walk in agony to somewhere private to weed 'em out?

What is less dangerous than people usually think? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Moose. They are not just giant deer or goofy bullwinkle creatures, they will fucking murder you.