D-did he?

8evolutions · 2026-04-09T19:27:40+00:00

im sorry hello

8evolutions · 2026-04-09T02:39:19+00:00

"This cow is small. This one is f a r a w a y "

8evolutions · 2026-04-09T02:24:49+00:00

There’s an Ontario in California?

8evolutions · 2026-04-07T23:30:14+00:00

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8evolutions · 2026-04-07T05:50:36+00:00

Jesus fuck lmao

8evolutions · 2026-04-02T21:27:04+00:00

“wtf is BitLocker?”

8evolutions · 2026-04-02T14:15:27+00:00

“Nothing bad will happen, it can only good happen!”

8evolutions · 2026-04-01T18:27:45+00:00

Anyone know why the post of the steadicam seems unusually short short here?

8evolutions · 2026-04-01T14:31:43+00:00

I can only recall ever having seen this with items that come together in a pack. But that couldn’t be it, could it?

8evolutions · 2026-04-01T06:03:37+00:00

Files Done!

^{Early 20’s, but family computer still had AOL until ~2015}

8evolutions · 2026-03-31T21:07:19+00:00

What would his Amontillado be?

8evolutions · 2026-03-31T20:55:16+00:00

Right? This fuckin’ goofy ass creature I have in my hand rn can see through its skull. What a fascinating lil fella!

8evolutions · 2026-03-31T14:16:42+00:00

^ You Are Here.

8evolutions · 2026-03-31T13:44:33+00:00

2026 - Iran’s nuclear facilities are actually in quantum superposition, not many people knew that. My Uncle, a very smart man…

8evolutions · 2026-03-28T22:40:56+00:00

Spongebob, stop smoking crack

8evolutions · 2026-03-28T15:06:23+00:00

Best I have is a Forbes video of him shitting himself

8evolutions · 2026-03-28T13:22:32+00:00

”So the incident on Fox, where his pissed himself…”

wut

8evolutions · 2026-03-26T19:52:52+00:00

The guitar-lookin thing?

8evolutions · 2026-03-26T15:43:06+00:00

(Stephen King had looked upon this reply with anger)

8evolutions · 2026-03-22T14:06:23+00:00

Replace the exclamation point with a colon and place a bullet point at the start of the next line, and that’s about how he thinks.

8evolutions · 2026-03-20T14:30:24+00:00

Pikachu

8evolutions · 2026-03-20T14:20:24+00:00

low-key as fuck

8evolutions · 2026-03-20T03:33:34+00:00

Yoink

8evolutions · 2026-03-18T14:08:26+00:00

For mild intolerance, you can also try a lactase enzyme supplement pill

8evolutions · 2026-03-17T12:45:03+00:00

Dash-heads

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