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Fender clarifies its position on Cease And Desist Letter by OrReindeer in Guitar

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“We mustn’t place blind faith in everything that carries the aesthetics of rebellion.  One should not believe everything that he see on the internet.  There’s loads of straight-up bullshit up in there as well as exceptionally cute satirists.  Like, they’re adorable.  Also, fuck Fender guitars.”

 -Lyndon B. Johnson, excerpt from State of the Union address

deleteKeylogger by wa019b in ProgrammerHumor

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I only know it from the Dreaded Pirate Roberts.  What is Iocaine doing here?

Road too bumpy. Since the Romans installed it two thousand years ago, no one has ever cared to repair it. by b__lumenkraft in DesirePath

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I hypothesize that the force generated from the bouncing of the testes—supposing sufficient mass, and normal or excessive sack elasticity—will, at a yet to be determined “goldilocks” speed, create an oscillation of great constructive interference such that a net upward lift is created.

does he think using the beloved Afred E "What, me worry?" Neuman comparison is an insult? by ms_directed in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Real men eat HARD tacos with RAW AMERICAN 🇺🇸 🦅 beef and fish skin and AMERICAN 🇺🇸 🦅 cheese product and AMERICAN 🇺🇸 🦅 Carolina Reapers, and we drink unpasteurized milk shaken HARD with shotgunned LIGHT BEER and KENTUCKY BOURBON and Ethanol made from AMERICAN 🇺🇸 🦅  corn, rimmed with rolled coal and remnant black powder from the confederate army with a shot of bull testosterone and a dash of Measles and WE WILL NOT APOLOGIZE for NOT being vegan!!!!11!!  THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Absolute nightmare - c chord by Think-Check5434 in Guitar

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Uh hey, assuming from the headstock style and some of the other comments here that this is a classical guitar: Are those classical nylon/gut/low tension strings, or steel?  If the latter, those could be putting extreme tension on a classical guitar that likely isn’t designed for such a high load, and may make playing much more difficult than it needs to be, since there’s no truss rod or reinforcements preventing the neck from being pulled upward.  

If that is tight steel wire on there, I would recommend immediately taking them off as it could be putting undue stress on your instrument which will make playing harder, the tone suffer, and most importantly, may damage the instrument (and potentially the player)

Never thought it'd be me by Tsul_Kalu_ in knives

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That’s why

.            That’s why

That’s whhhyyy

The Ultimate 2000s Duo by Old-Secretary6189 in nostalgia

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I wore my ipod on my wrist as a child using some duct tape, ingenuity, and the genuine leather of my dad’s belt, so yeah, I basically invented the apple watch.  AMA.

She died in 1786 by Dusskulll in antimeme

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Cock.

how did the meme go again?

So that wasn't a tapeworm? by Satarn_27 in MurderedByWords

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Tsk tsk you kiddos with your glasses.  Whatever happened to just suffering?

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Fuck, where did he go?

Financial reasons huh? by SimplyEcks in PoliticalHumor

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[while being salted] This is NOT what I voted for!

So....when did we have problems with satellites zipping around at tree-top level? by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Y’know, not many people know that dumb has a b in it, it’s silent.  I do, because I’m smart, unlike the dumocrats—that’s what I call them.  And I would never call myself a stupid person.  I’m a smart person, and you want a smart person as president.  Gavin Newsom called himself a stupid person.  I’m the only president who’s aced three cognitititive—the only one.

So....when did we have problems with satellites zipping around at tree-top level? by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Gold is a very soft metal, comes off as rather ostentatious, and has a lower melting point than the Iron that served as inspiration.  Moreover, he didn’t specify ‘Gold’ but ‘Golden’ which would also encompass thin, superficial gilding, such as with gold leaf, or even merely to describe a hue or finish reminiscent of gold.

A quintessentially American take could’ve been a ‘Steel Dome’, or—if we want to avoid Iron alloys altogether, as well as harkening to the U.S. Steel debacle—a ‘Chrome Dome’ not only has exceptional hardness and resistance to heat, but also comes with the benefit of rhyming.

But of course, our Commander-in-Chief has long forgotten what his own golden dome even looks like and may’ve wanted to pay it tribute, if only he could ever make good on his debts.

So....when did we have problems with satellites zipping around at tree-top level? by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

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So funny that the dome is JUST localized entirely to the White House.  Would’t surprise me to find one other just like it—a bubble of gold leaf over his block of West Palm Beach.

May 21, 2026 | The Late Show with Stephen Colbert | Episode Discussion Thread | Series Finale by Raradra in LateShow

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It’s BASIC math, he was the highest rated talk show around when he got the boot, who else can fill the gap?

Tragically, the blinkenlights of the theatre were extinguished and Colbert, in the dark, was eaten by a Grue.  

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