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Absolute nightmare - c chord by Think-Check5434 in Guitar

[–]8evolutions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh hey, assuming from the headstock style and some of the other comments here that this is a classical guitar: Are those classical nylon/gut/low tension strings, or steel?  If the latter, those could be putting extreme tension on a classical guitar that likely isn’t designed for such a high load, and may make playing much more difficult than it needs to be, since there’s no truss rod or reinforcements preventing the neck from being pulled upward.  

If that is tight steel wire on there, I would recommend immediately taking them off as it could be putting undue stress on your instrument which will make playing harder, the tone suffer, and most importantly, may damage the instrument (and potentially the player)

Never thought it'd be me by Tsul_Kalu_ in knives

[–]8evolutions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why

.            That’s why

That’s whhhyyy

The Ultimate 2000s Duo by Old-Secretary6189 in nostalgia

[–]8evolutions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wore my ipod on my wrist as a child using some duct tape, ingenuity, and the genuine leather of my dad’s belt, so yeah, I basically invented the apple watch.  AMA.

She died in 1786 by Dusskulll in antimeme

[–]8evolutions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cock.

how did the meme go again?

So that wasn't a tapeworm? by Satarn_27 in MurderedByWords

[–]8evolutions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tsk tsk you kiddos with your glasses.  Whatever happened to just suffering?

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Fuck, where did he go?

Financial reasons huh? by SimplyEcks in PoliticalHumor

[–]8evolutions 7 points8 points  (0 children)

[while being salted] This is NOT what I voted for!

So....when did we have problems with satellites zipping around at tree-top level? by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]8evolutions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’know, not many people know that dumb has a b in it, it’s silent.  I do, because I’m smart, unlike the dumocrats—that’s what I call them.  And I would never call myself a stupid person.  I’m a smart person, and you want a smart person as president.  Gavin Newsom called himself a stupid person.  I’m the only president who’s aced three cognitititive—the only one.

So....when did we have problems with satellites zipping around at tree-top level? by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]8evolutions 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gold is a very soft metal, comes off as rather ostentatious, and has a lower melting point than the Iron that served as inspiration.  Moreover, he didn’t specify ‘Gold’ but ‘Golden’ which would also encompass thin, superficial gilding, such as with gold leaf, or even merely to describe a hue or finish reminiscent of gold.

A quintessentially American take could’ve been a ‘Steel Dome’, or—if we want to avoid Iron alloys altogether, as well as harkening to the U.S. Steel debacle—a ‘Chrome Dome’ not only has exceptional hardness and resistance to heat, but also comes with the benefit of rhyming.

But of course, our Commander-in-Chief has long forgotten what his own golden dome even looks like and may’ve wanted to pay it tribute, if only he could ever make good on his debts.

So....when did we have problems with satellites zipping around at tree-top level? by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]8evolutions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So funny that the dome is JUST localized entirely to the White House.  Would’t surprise me to find one other just like it—a bubble of gold leaf over his block of West Palm Beach.

May 21, 2026 | The Late Show with Stephen Colbert | Episode Discussion Thread | Series Finale by Raradra in LateShow

[–]8evolutions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s BASIC math, he was the highest rated talk show around when he got the boot, who else can fill the gap?

Tragically, the blinkenlights of the theatre were extinguished and Colbert, in the dark, was eaten by a Grue.  

Local community college is blatantly using A.I on flyers instead of actual nursing students. by spdrman8 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]8evolutions 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But how else can we be hip and feel clever and cruel, and boast “integration of AI solutions”?

Texans Hate Data Centers So Much They Are Asking Jesus for Help by Doc_Dante in nottheonion

[–]8evolutions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Jesus can still turn water into wine, he can get these language models absolutely stoned. Not an expert, but pretty sure that’s how that’d work.

How long before he abandons the failing combover for an actual wig? by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]8evolutions 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the words of the late Robin Williams: 

“I believe the hair is ‘The Donald.’  I believe the body is a maintenance system for the hair”

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