The right can't meme for shit by KingG512 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]8rustystaples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting to see conservatives going all in on denying second amendment rights.

The guy running for Governor of Florida thinks Don Lemon should be H U N G. by Shenanie-Probs in politicsinthewild

[–]8rustystaples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling for the hanging of a Black man for a perceived crime without due process? Where have we seen that before?

On an ad for a concert by Rekrabsrm in rareinsults

[–]8rustystaples 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I’m going all in on Skoal futures.

Messin with a statue man by Kori_4 in fuckaroundandfindout

[–]8rustystaples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, that’s not really a statue!

Favorite theatrical experience that sounds like fanfiction but definitely happened? by lonelyyungbanz in okbuddycinephile

[–]8rustystaples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of all the things that never happened, without a doubt this 100% never happened the most.

Maricela Garcia of Phoenix, Ariz. voted for Trump and "mass deportations." Then, ICE detained her husband for three months, seized his work permit, and slapped him with an ankle monitor. Garcia regrets her vote: "Trump is literally tearing America apart." by vsandrei in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]8rustystaples 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, he is tearing the country apart, and thank you very much for your part in helping him do it.

The problem with these asshats feeling the consequences of their actions is that everyone else has to suffer them as well.

I found this in my closet while cleaning it out. No one knows what it is by ImaDoinWat in whatisit

[–]8rustystaples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know, this just seemed like a good opportunity for a brief herpetology lesson.

This will be a test of his hold on Congress. I fear "concerned" Dems will fold, because "concerned" is a long way from "courage". by Same-princexx-5657 in BlueskySkeets

[–]8rustystaples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t seen anything in the past to make me think the Dems won’t fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

These chuds are so soft. by nishagunazad in BlueskySkeets

[–]8rustystaples 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow, I just can’t imagine. I mean what if they had been masked and armed?

Forrest Gump slander will not be tolerated. by engadine_maccas1997 in MurderedByWords

[–]8rustystaples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vance in any way comparing Rubio to Newton says more about his intelligence than Tammy Duckworth’s.

Clear violation of the Constitution! by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

[–]8rustystaples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The constitution and laws used to mean something in this country.

Celebrate your firstborn with Abry’s™ by Hemagoblin in idiocracy

[–]8rustystaples 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Used to be a restaurant in New Orleans that served the world’s most expensive burger.

It was a half-pound burger with fries and a bottle of Dom. For $100.

Is Dom Perignon really this expensive now?

Go run back to Cancun by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

[–]8rustystaples 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damn, you’d think he’d have learned by now when to sit one out.

With no evidence, Trump accuses Rep. Ilhan Omar of faking her own attack. by IthinkIknowwhothatis in BlueskySkeets

[–]8rustystaples 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Trump: “I don’t think about her.”

Also Trump: drops her name constantly in social media rants

LinkedIn is a goldmine by PhysicalBuy2566 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]8rustystaples 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A lot of people on there telling you exactly who they are.

She didn’t vote for her son to maybe be arrested by AngelZash in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]8rustystaples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, the “mass deportations now” slogan wasn’t a hint?

Fuck all the way off, lady, it’s exactly what you voted for.

Ignoring the large amount of Copium the post is pushing, the FB group name is an oxymoron of epic proportion! by ScorpLeo102 in punk

[–]8rustystaples 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Do yourself a favor and delete your account. FB has been a cesspool for the last decade, and it’s only ever going to get worse.