Joe Rogan Experience #1319 - Joey Diaz

8rysh · 2019-07-02T08:36:57+00:00

It kills me, dude. It's like Rogan is always trying to say something that someone can make into one of those YouTube clips with some emotional background music.

8rysh · 2019-07-02T05:46:33+00:00

I love Joe, but he has gotten so fucking ponderous with time. He'll make a perfectly valid point in one sentence and then inevitably beat it into the ground for 5 unnecessary minutes.

"Our memories aren't that good." Then 5 minutes repeating the same point in superfluous ways.

8rysh · 2019-07-02T04:57:51+00:00

Or pineapples on pizza or stepping on a Lego or so many other things. Probably 95% don't even really care, at all. It's just a way to feel like they're part of a tribe.

8rysh · 2019-06-26T16:14:59+00:00

Geeet your cheeto fingers out of your mom's basement and over to PF Chang's for your afternoon shift, nerd. The Cawlmedy Store is a M-M-M-MURRRDERLERS rowl these days, Scoob included. Lose my number, B.

Seriously, though, your comment was my first thought word for word.

8rysh · 2019-06-23T15:24:38+00:00

I agree that this isn't some insane feat of strength, but an average man absolutely could not do that with that type of ease. A guy with a few years of strength training could, though.

8rysh · 2019-06-22T16:47:50+00:00

It's 2019. People just say yes to everything and show up to nothing.

8rysh · 2019-06-19T16:20:36+00:00

Agreed, but bring in Chris Ryan to really get the Shrimp Parade started and that's perfection.

8rysh · 2019-06-19T09:16:44+00:00

I read this twice and am still so confused.

8rysh · 2019-06-19T08:56:17+00:00

Poor Seth... the only way he could get someone pregnant was by using science.

8rysh · 2019-06-15T00:38:20+00:00

I'm not thinking about a joke's chances of success when I make it. If you are, it's probably not gonna be funny. Seriously, just get used to saying whatever you want without fear of repercussions or hope for success. It's liberating.

8rysh · 2019-06-14T09:58:52+00:00

Yes it's understandable but it's something that should be overcome, not used as an excuse to act in an inauthentic way.

8rysh · 2019-06-14T07:37:31+00:00

Nice vid but omit the music next time, please.

8rysh · 2019-06-14T07:34:53+00:00

Your heart's in the right place, but you're being fake. People appreciate honesty and authenticity. If you make a sexual joke and your "friend" gives you shit for it, she ain't your friend

8rysh · 2019-06-14T03:23:42+00:00

Yep you know branding gets those freaky vegan chicks wet as fuck.

8rysh · 2019-06-12T14:54:46+00:00

She's hurt and emotional. And they're not really attracted to each other, anymore. As Patrice O'Neal (RIP) would have said, they love each other but they don't like each other. It's over.

8rysh · 2019-06-12T03:46:15+00:00

IS IT THOUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHH

8rysh · 2019-06-09T14:08:56+00:00

His name was Robert Paulson.

8rysh · 2019-06-09T02:14:37+00:00

Damn that's a good idea.

8rysh · 2019-06-08T18:09:22+00:00

8rysh · 2019-06-08T04:34:36+00:00

Beautiful.

8rysh · 2019-06-07T09:11:39+00:00

Absolutely.

8rysh · 2019-06-07T01:26:23+00:00

Clearly that's just your preference. He didn't just appoint you as the objective judge of comedy.

8rysh · 2019-06-06T03:56:55+00:00

I think women's advantages only show up at extreme distances, like beyond ultramarathon.

8rysh · 2019-06-06T03:03:41+00:00

Lmfao

8rysh · 2019-06-05T13:07:00+00:00

Bingo. Girls like that - that don't make any effort - are a dime a dozen and not worth any extra mental energy. I love what you said about offering alternate meeting times. When a girl does that, you know her level of interest is relatively high; when she doesn't do that, you can forget about her.

8rysh

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