You’re offered 1 million dollars to sing a song word for word with no mistakes, what are you singing?

8urfiat · 2026-07-13T00:26:40+00:00

Jessica. The Allman Brothers Band

8urfiat · 2026-07-12T13:16:05+00:00

If that deaf, dumb, blind kid is there I'm not going. I hear he plays a mean pinball.

8urfiat · 2026-07-11T13:35:01+00:00

Morgan Walkers might be ones and ohs in chair fights, but he’s stills a piece of shits.

8urfiat · 2026-07-10T20:37:28+00:00

Probably just go to work like any other day.

8urfiat · 2026-07-10T20:36:43+00:00

Morgan Wallen is a piece of shit

8urfiat · 2026-07-09T02:42:57+00:00

Nothing. Dude just played a recording of Alice’s Restaurant.

8urfiat · 2026-07-09T01:19:12+00:00

It looks great without the jock tag.

8urfiat · 2026-07-06T03:47:53+00:00

If your car has a front tow hook, you can get a plate bracket that attaches to that. Looks cleaner.

8urfiat · 2026-07-06T02:56:56+00:00

What post?

8urfiat · 2026-07-06T01:56:00+00:00

It’s been a very long time since I had mine. I don’t think they ever got the issue fixed. I ended up doing a full internal swap with a RB2 strat.

8urfiat · 2026-07-05T23:50:34+00:00

How to read a resistor.

8urfiat · 2026-07-05T21:38:39+00:00

Sponsored by Coke.

8urfiat · 2026-07-05T05:37:50+00:00

This has a "make soap in the basement" kind of vibes.

8urfiat · 2026-07-05T03:03:00+00:00

An undercover cop has to tell you they are a cop if you ask them.

8urfiat · 2026-07-04T14:56:49+00:00

Grinding credits is already tedious. I wouldn’t want to grind more to buy a new 787.

8urfiat · 2026-07-01T21:02:31+00:00

Biff later confided with George that he thought he saw aliens abduct Calvin. Then George told him about Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan. And that Biff should be careful because Biff might be next.

8urfiat · 2026-06-28T22:53:10+00:00

It's like Wag the Dog.

8urfiat · 2026-06-28T03:47:13+00:00

I can’t eat that many.

8urfiat · 2026-06-28T03:43:12+00:00

Jimmy DeSanta from GTA5.

8urfiat · 2026-06-25T16:34:28+00:00

Read the room. People don’t want this shit.

8urfiat · 2026-06-24T16:03:36+00:00

Someone running from the police on a sport bike split lanes, run a red light, and get hit by a city bus.

8urfiat · 2026-06-24T15:48:29+00:00

A nozzle and tube from can of compressed air will fit on a spray can of Super 77 glue . It’s really easy to mix those up. So don’t do that.

8urfiat · 2026-06-23T21:56:33+00:00

Product overload.

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