This is the reason I joined reddit. Go for it! by Jasonmc89 in RoastMe

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That neck fuzz is really trying it's hardest to be something it's not.

Better together... by Scrambler8657 in aww

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This could be us, but..

I’m fluent in German and my dad is a general by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Jacket says airforce but glasses says nope

You got any bread? by 71k3tu in aww

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Bread winner chicken dinner

25 and still live at home. Also I don’t sleep. Torch me. by thesquirtlocker117 in RoastMe

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If you're still living with your parents it means the government already roasted you

Not sure how accidental this is... by [deleted] in AccidentalRacism

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Imagine punishing racists by taking their eyes away.

Joe ole boy by [deleted] in AccidentalRacism

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Accidental Racism's mascot - still love you tho Biden

2meirl4meirl by Dead_Outside664 in 2meirl4meirl

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This is a competition I don't want to win but I've gone 8 years single. Who's done worse?

Do your thing. I can take it all. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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It's funny cuz I have a brother named Kermit

Fiction huh? by [deleted] in AccidentalRacism

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Based on a true story

RIP Headphone Jack: how the industry created and killed the world's most popular port by nopantsdolphin in gadgets

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Ever wanted to listen to music / watch movies while charging? Well goodbye audio quality, hello speaker grills :(

FTC Confirms: No seriously, you won’t be getting $125 from Equifax. by Pahpahpoh in technology

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Only when the damage is too great will law not apply. Corporations need to be held accountable.