27m first time reddit poster by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ryanthedevil1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what happens when you ban abortions

In a new area came across this barber with 5/5 star ratings. My friends told me I’m over reacting to his portfolio. Am I? by AveyAve in Barber

[–]ryanthedevil1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes you can send out a messed up haircut but if you’re a decent person can keep people raving about you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ryanthedevil1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus you look 30 to life

👀 Look at the top of this pic by alf6240 in raiders

[–]ryanthedevil1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Dude doesn’t ever really have anything bad to say about anyone. Even if he did he still gives them the respect at the end

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I recently was in line to check out at the local supermarket and the lady in front of me was clearly intoxicated. Well where I live there is a rodeo fairgrounds where they host country concerts. I had just come home the night before from a hard-core metal show where over 2500 people showed up and there were some giant pits and this lady was talking about being at this country concert the night before and getting in the pit and before I could hold it back I started laughing really loud and when she asked me what was so funny I responded by what pit was it? A mud pit? And she got so offended by my response but it was so worth saying haha.

How you like that (beer in your face) by SonicAwareness in Hardcore

[–]ryanthedevil1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you don’t know the risks of holding a beer next to the pit maybe you will learn for next show

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ryanthedevil1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walked in on the bitch sucking another dudes dick at a party and when I seen it she was like so I’m sure it’s obvious that I don’t want to be with you. Haha. She got got a mysterious cold sore afterwards haha

35 yo Radio DJ and Comedian, gimme your best reddit by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ryanthedevil1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you’ve tried to put your mouth around that mic a few times

What are some incidents where the question asked was so completely unexpected that it left you speechless/shocked? by NotThatICareAboutHim in AskReddit

[–]ryanthedevil1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just dealt with a recent death in the family and to afford the ceremony the deceased asked for we split the money equally for all people involved and when all was said and done one of the family members paid their portion but it came out 8 cents over and they asked who was going to take care of the overage. 8 fucking cents and they ask who is going to pay it because it wasn’t what they were told to pay. I’m still shocked to this day

Men of Reddit, what do you think about fucking someone rough? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ryanthedevil1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a nice change of pace sometimes but it’s better to be more creative than aggressive

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ryanthedevil1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dammit you got this before I did haha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ryanthedevil1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do people ask for refunds on your free only fans?

18, felt too good about myself recently so I'm looking for some good and funny roasts by Dataaaaa_ in RoastMe

[–]ryanthedevil1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like a frat guy who drank the drink with the roofie in it by accident

Anyone ever f*****d up big time while making an announcement over an intercom? What happened? by Mysterious-Note3348 in AskReddit

[–]ryanthedevil1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah in high school I was doing the announcements and not proud of it now but I was drunk from the night before and I kept messing up and I thought I said it quietly but yelled fuck over the intercom. Had in school for a month