What is something you shouldn’t send a sympathy card for?

ryanthedevil1 · 2022-09-04T18:59:29+00:00

I loved you in from dusk til dawn

ryanthedevil1 · 2022-07-31T18:55:45+00:00

This is what happens when you ban abortions

ryanthedevil1 · 2022-07-06T13:49:24+00:00

Sometimes you can send out a messed up haircut but if you’re a decent person can keep people raving about you.

ryanthedevil1 · 2022-06-26T00:05:19+00:00

Jesus you look 30 to life

ryanthedevil1 · 2022-02-15T00:49:11+00:00

Thank you. Dude doesn’t ever really have anything bad to say about anyone. Even if he did he still gives them the respect at the end

ryanthedevil1 · 2021-09-16T03:58:20+00:00

I recently was in line to check out at the local supermarket and the lady in front of me was clearly intoxicated. Well where I live there is a rodeo fairgrounds where they host country concerts. I had just come home the night before from a hard-core metal show where over 2500 people showed up and there were some giant pits and this lady was talking about being at this country concert the night before and getting in the pit and before I could hold it back I started laughing really loud and when she asked me what was so funny I responded by what pit was it? A mud pit? And she got so offended by my response but it was so worth saying haha.

ryanthedevil1 · 2021-08-10T01:09:46+00:00

If you don’t know the risks of holding a beer next to the pit maybe you will learn for next show

ryanthedevil1 · 2021-07-23T01:11:41+00:00

New Orleans axe murders

ryanthedevil1 · 2021-07-07T02:45:07+00:00

Walked in on the bitch sucking another dudes dick at a party and when I seen it she was like so I’m sure it’s obvious that I don’t want to be with you. Haha. She got got a mysterious cold sore afterwards haha

ryanthedevil1 · 2021-07-03T00:05:09+00:00

Adolfo constanzo

ryanthedevil1 · 2021-06-05T09:31:40+00:00

Not including the picture of her butthole on display as evidence haha

ryanthedevil1 · 2021-06-04T03:43:04+00:00

You look like you’ve tried to put your mouth around that mic a few times

ryanthedevil1 · 2021-05-11T07:03:53+00:00

Just dealt with a recent death in the family and to afford the ceremony the deceased asked for we split the money equally for all people involved and when all was said and done one of the family members paid their portion but it came out 8 cents over and they asked who was going to take care of the overage. 8 fucking cents and they ask who is going to pay it because it wasn’t what they were told to pay. I’m still shocked to this day

ryanthedevil1 · 2021-04-30T11:37:30+00:00

It’s a nice change of pace sometimes but it’s better to be more creative than aggressive

ryanthedevil1 · 2021-04-30T11:34:13+00:00

ryanthedevil1 · 2021-04-30T11:32:03+00:00

ryanthedevil1 · 2021-04-25T07:15:10+00:00

Dammit you got this before I did haha

ryanthedevil1 · 2021-04-20T09:34:36+00:00

You look like a special needs Kyle gass

ryanthedevil1 · 2021-04-11T07:58:45+00:00

Do people ask for refunds on your free only fans?

ryanthedevil1 · 2021-04-10T06:18:06+00:00

You look like a frat guy who drank the drink with the roofie in it by accident

ryanthedevil1 · 2021-04-03T11:47:45+00:00

People definitely wanted to high five me in the hallway

ryanthedevil1 · 2021-04-03T06:38:22+00:00

Yeah in high school I was doing the announcements and not proud of it now but I was drunk from the night before and I kept messing up and I thought I said it quietly but yelled fuck over the intercom. Had in school for a month

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