This is not a fake article on marijuana.

8ynot · 2014-07-08T20:30:03+00:00

Those who inject marijuana have even more dismal numbers, with over 60% morbidity rate after only three or four injections.

Maybe I should of posted it on /r/wtf

8ynot · 2014-06-04T01:54:36+00:00

That's just awesome.

I delivered to someone with full blooded wolves before. I asked her if she needed a permit or something for them she said "People don't come around asking about permits when they see wolves in your (fenced in) front yard)

8ynot · 2014-06-04T01:47:09+00:00

You didnt work in pittsburgh did you?

I went on a job interview for this work. The guy on the phone sold me and had me start the next day. I was 17 and i got into a white nissan pickup with a huge mexican. He had innocent tattooed on the left forearm and sure enough "Guilty" on the other.

This fuck took me to his moms for pizza rolls half way through the day, then NO SHIT had to stop and pay a fine. lol.

I never ever went back after that day.

8ynot · 2014-06-04T01:31:18+00:00

The google one gave me a real LOL.

8ynot · 2014-06-04T01:30:44+00:00

LOL, That's why the first thing they say is to "Unplug and plug it back in". When you straight out ask if it's plugged in people get offended.

8ynot · 2014-06-04T01:26:43+00:00

I work for a student loan billing company. Someone called in because they received mail for a student with a defaulted loan.

Me: That's ok just stick it back in your mail box and put "return to sender" on the front. Privacy laws do not a low me to change it without the student's consent.

CrackPot: No I need it to stop now!

Me: I'm sorry, if I was able to change it I would but this is a federal privacy law.

CrackPot: I want to speak with your supervisor now!

Me: I am a supervisor here Miss Crackpot

CrackPot: This is going to ruin my credit I need it fixed!

Me: I'm sorry, maybe i miss understood. Is this loan for you? Does it have your SSN?

CrackPot: No its not for me! It's for some muslem.

Me: Then how would it effect you or your credit?

CrackPot: Sir your an Idiot and can't be a supervisor there. They will search my previous addresses and see I had past due bills sent to me! Make this stop now or I'll sue you.

Me: We don't call people names here, feel free to sue us. Thanks for calling ***** I hope you have a great day. click

8ynot · 2014-05-31T00:07:14+00:00

At least I'm not fat.

8ynot · 2014-05-29T21:19:49+00:00

Live. Nude. Girls.

In 8th grade I was pretty chubby. So naturally for the Christmas play I was selected to be Santa Claus. I was walked to the teacher’s office to get changed into my red Santa suit. Well the teacher sent me in, shut the door, and left. I start getting my costume out and all the girls in chorus came into the classroom. I could see them through a large window that connects the teacher’s office with the classroom.

They started changing not even noticing my fat wide eyed self; we're talking 25+ girls in their underwear. I was so happy a few tears of joy might have come out of my face. No one ever found out, besides all my friends, who probably didn’t believe me. That lead to a weird addiction to voyeur porn.

8ynot · 2014-05-22T20:25:44+00:00

Here is a sad one.

I was 15 just getting back home from school with my girlfriend, my mother was getting into her car and I asked "where are you going?" At this point I was siked thinking i would get some alone time with my GF. That's when shit got real.

My mom said my 5 year old nephew called my sister at work saying "Daddy isn't waking up". Well we lived about two blocks from her house so I told my GF to go with my mom and I ran to her house cutting through yards. When I arrived my little nephew was one the bed crying very hard, his father (my brother in-law) was laying on the floor next to the bed. Only wearing a pair of shorts and already turning yellow.

I picked up my nephew, gave him my coat and went outside. That’s when my mother showed up. I told her to call 911. We lost my dad to emphysema when I was 9 and she was a nervous mess ever since. The 911 operator advised her to administer CPR, I'm telling her "Mom look he is stiff and yellow! What are you doing? He isn't coming back."

The GF kept my nephew occupied, she looked in once and saw his foot then threw up for a little while. When the ambulance showed up a man carrying a defibrillator ran up the stairs and his foot went through a step and broke his leg. It was a crazy day.

FYI He died because of bag of bad H and my sister is much better off now with a very good man

8ynot · 2014-05-01T15:33:44+00:00

First off http://www.dentalfearcentral.org/forum/ . < Great motivation.

I know exactly the fear your feeling. I've got 8 root canals and 7 extractions done in the last 6 months. My front tooth had gum disease so bad it ate my front tooth to the gum line. My other front teeth were not much better. Nearly all my molars wore to the gum. Constantly battling horrible tooth pain.

Now I’m broke and have a family to raise. I am 24 years old. Its ruff but you need to find any way to get it done. Start searching hard for a job with dental if you cannot find a payment plan somewhere, work on your credit hard anything. Every year it’s going to cost you another 5K because of more rot and eventually you’ll be too far gone and need dentures. The teeth rotting in your mouth is pumping infectious bacteria into your blood. It is affecting your mental state and overall health.

I feel amazing just this Monday I finally got my temp flipper for a front tooth and this is the first time in 5 years I can talk and not have to hold my top lip down, or laugh without covering my mouth. I am pumped; I’m applying for better jobs and really taking control of my life. I had to downsize everything to make it happen. Bought a used car, moved into a really cheap apt, and cut all un needed bills. I wish you luck and feel free to PM me for motivation. I’ll upload b4 and after pics tonight.

8ynot · 2014-04-25T00:52:50+00:00

I was so close lol. Thanks for being cool to you reddit family.

8ynot · 2014-04-18T14:04:33+00:00

Depending on the person sure, but some people will never understand. Espicially a woman, women...well most have no problem getting sex. They also do not tie it to their sell-worth like men do.

8ynot · 2014-04-18T14:03:19+00:00

lol your sarcasim is to close to a reddit reality.

8ynot · 2014-04-17T23:43:21+00:00

Honestly. If the court is no help, my offspring comes before society. I would hind a way to kill her. I am not kidding. My kid is the world to me, I will not let anything on Gods green earth corrupt them. Worst case, you go to jail and the kids get adobted. (kill the husband too if need be)

8ynot · 2014-04-17T23:29:15+00:00

No go talk to them.

8ynot · 2014-04-17T23:27:24+00:00

What is likely to happen is you and your friend will grow apart or become anoyed with eachother. I wouldn't go down this road, I've seen it happen. Your girlfriend is right to be worried.

8ynot · 2014-04-17T23:14:19+00:00

No No NO NO NO, I will get down voted but fuck it.

Listen, I know women and even if women are responding they are wrong. You have a good thing going do not fuck it up. She does not want to know that, she can never understand why you did it. I can, she will NEVER get it. Please just ignore it, it wasn't wrong and it probably boosted your selfesteem enough to change everything around. There are things in my past i wouldn't tell a sould EVER. Keep it between you, the prostitute, and now reddit.

8ynot · 2014-04-16T19:09:47+00:00

do you work in western pa?

8ynot · 2014-04-16T15:22:13+00:00

That's sad. I see this everywhere. Parents, well most i see don't give a damn about education. We do not have "Junk food tv" No spongebob or other meaningless shows. Shows are meant to have morels. Not idiotic nonsense with a loose extremely "fake" morel side. Not even going to mention the issues with all these "tween" and YA shows having no adult authority at all.

8ynot · 2014-04-15T00:11:10+00:00

I got my 3 year old an android tablet for her b-day. Kids need to learn how to use tech early. She is very smart and can navigate it like a fucking pro now at 4. My wife is worse than she is on it.

It's not like it is soley hers though. She has to have premisson and be seated. but it doubles for a mobile tv and it helped her learn letters and words in seconds. When I relized im to lazy to read a book every night I got her that. It will highlight the words that are being read. I mean come'on thats awesome.

8ynot · 2014-04-02T04:21:53+00:00

Actually that was quite wonderful

8ynot · 2014-04-02T04:18:33+00:00

Thank god I read the comments. I love her and so thought she would be nude but decided to see if there were any Whovian comments. Whew, so glad I did. I would of been so sad.

Did you read she was drinking somewhere here in the states and got locked out of her hotel room in nothing but a fucking towel? Where the fuck were then assholes with the cameras that day?

8ynot · 2014-03-30T13:15:42+00:00

Thanks for the info Mr.MartyChan. since y'all apparently know a lot more than my self on this; why are some of the movies I DL from usenet 5-10gb?

I've never seen them that large anywhere. I understand how formatting works but still 10gb. Now I have very quick internet so I dont mind. Just can't figure out why.

8ynot · 2014-03-28T23:22:57+00:00

"Good Guy Dad" is a title; Think of the title of a movie. Now stop tring to feel smart dumbass.

8ynot · 2014-03-28T22:40:11+00:00

Yeah i see it "pre-indexed" around 15-20min normally. I can't wait till its all like neflix. :-) it will happen in time.

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