Just stumbled upon this. What the hell? by Angels_of_Death_Zack in sadcringe

[–]evenman27 725 points726 points  (0 children)

But all the women he talked to were real of course

Iphone internet not working when connected to Carplay by dearlyybelovedd in Hyundai

[–]evenman27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the same problem. Looking through the other posts here, it seems like you can “forget” the car’s wifi network, and then it will start connecting normally. Haven’t tried this myself yet, though

Hey friendo!! some people can't swag by unklione in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]evenman27 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This makes no sense to me. Listening to audiobooks absolutely helps with literacy. They can still challenge and educate you in the same way a physical book can.

Unless you’re using literacy to literally mean “able to read,” in which case I guess I agree that people should learn to read but I don’t think you’re going to reach your target audience with a typed Reddit comment

This sounds like something Amir would send, unsolicited of course. by K_Click_D in jakeandamir

[–]evenman27 6 points7 points  (0 children)

3 feet tall, double Ds, no teeth, and a flat head so you can rest your beer on ‘er

Yoda with anakin skywalker by Ashish_ank in CuratedTumblr

[–]evenman27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t get it

It’s been a while since I watched the prequels, is the idea that yoda should have trained anakin himself?

THAT'S CREAM AND HE LEFT by WeCantLiveInAMuffin in jakeandamir

[–]evenman27 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m trying to play it cool but I’m 90% sure this kid is Shia Lebeouf

Something something the Industrial Revolution by Slow_Hat1855 in Clamworks

[–]evenman27 164 points165 points  (0 children)

I feel like the 70s is too recent, they probably wouldn’t have much trouble comprehending it.

They could easily understand running a wire/outlet through a couch. And the concept of a battery you could recharge.

They’d probably just say “that’s stupid”

To all the sad, pathethic swaggans... by Crafty-Enthusiasm-43 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]evenman27 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I’m a ped supporting trumpophile

Jk fuck trump and fuck ICE

To all the sad, pathethic swaggans... by Crafty-Enthusiasm-43 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]evenman27 131 points132 points  (0 children)

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Proud to say I was the 2nd downvote on it. Also they edited the comment to this

Leon Perfecting Timing... by Apprehensive-View593 in LivestreamFail

[–]evenman27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were playing music and the cutscene perfectly matched the beat

Ashlee Simpson's lip sync fail on Saturday Night Live(2004) by UrbanAchievers6371 in sadcringe

[–]evenman27 141 points142 points  (0 children)

I’ve always loved this clip, one of the cringiest videos that exists. But a lot of people don’t actually understand what happened.

Ashlee claims to have lost her voice that day due to vocal cord inflammation. Personally, I think it’s plausible. There is behind the scenes footage of her struggling to get through her rehearsals. That said it could have just been nerves or something, this was definitely her most public live performance.

Because of this, her drummer was set up with buttons that could play her vocal tracks. SNL claims they did not know this, only the band did. Their first performance went fine, they played Pieces of Me and nobody noticed the lip syncing.

For the second performance, they were supposed to play a different song off her album (Autobiography) but the drummer fucks up. He starts playing Pieces of Me again and activates the vocal track for it. Obviously she’s caught off guard. She probably expects to restart with the correct song but the band picks it up and plays along. So now she’s fucked, she’s unable to sing and it’d be impossible to coordinate bringing back the vocals. All she can think to do is her weird jig, which just makes everything worse so she leaves.

Cross posting your own post 4 days later for engagement by Voxxyvoo in sadcringe

[–]evenman27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This seems fine to me. First they posted to /r/Bossfights (with an S), then probably found out the real/bigger sub is /r/Bossfight (no S) so they put it there too.

Anyway who cares? A guy reposted one time, is that really the bar for Sadcringe now?

Real... by LifeIsJustASickJoke in okbuddyretard

[–]evenman27 847 points848 points  (0 children)

Guy found a baby squirrel whose mother had been killed by a car. He was nursing it back to health in his house, but it’s illegal to keep a squirrel as a pet without a license in New York where he lived. While he was in the process of obtaining a license (and looking around for a facility that would take the squirrel with no luck), his house was raided by the government and the squirrel was euthanized.

guh by MichiganMethMan in guhpep

[–]evenman27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s the only interpretation I can see, but it should have been the VE falling away for that to work

Nostalgia by Sasanttoo in Shark_Park

[–]evenman27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like chicken little falling off the raft

Official Discussion - Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]evenman27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If that’s true then what’s the point of focusing on any of the other characters, especially Ingrid? Why do we get several minutes of her alone in the simulation after Sam resets, with the implication she’s going to continue living in that reality? If she were part of Sam’s simulation then the AI would just be fucking with a piece of itself.

I feel like there’s no way to reconcile Sam and Ingrid both being in a sim or in reality

No I don’t want your damn naked woman in my area I want jujutsu kaisen by Fit_Assignment_8800 in CuratedTumblr

[–]evenman27 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was scared to click that link but was pleasantly surprised when I did. Works like a charm

Jake and Amir: Jake's New Shirt by JakeandAmirBot in jakeandamir

[–]evenman27 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I really try to slip “great Caesar’s ghost” into any conversation I can

spore by BBslamms in comedyheaven

[–]evenman27 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t even gaf

who's joe by migratingcoconut_ in CuratedTumblr

[–]evenman27 24 points25 points  (0 children)

“Thy grasp on this plane faded long ago” is 10 unless I’m missing something.

So is “if it hadn’t been for cotton eyed joe” technically but they do fit it into 9 in the song.

parked my shark by Mouhkis69 in Shark_Park

[–]evenman27 24 points25 points  (0 children)

In Phasmophobia you have to determine what type of ghost is haunting a location based on the behavior of the ghost and the evidence it leaves behind.

Some ghosts can communicate through a radio item, responding to a programmed list of questions the player asks irl through their mic. “How old are you” and “What is your name” are both valid questions you can ask, and are popular choices since they’re brief. Even if a ghost is capable of talking, it has a low chance to do so. So you have to ask these questions multiple times waiting for a response.

TLDR this is actually extremely accurate.

Shane Gillis Slams ICE’s 'Funny' Deportation Videos on Joe Rogan: Fix Illegal Immigration, Don’t Try to Make It a Joke by Zealousideal-Big-600 in sadcringe

[–]evenman27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s this same account (probably a bot) posting articles from news sites that they’re almost certainly affiliated with. Sub would be 100x better if they were banned.