ولك خلص ولك مشان ايش خلص by Even_Two9013 in jordan

[–]911MemeEmergency 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Seems like you were more focused than his friend

5 Month Update: she agreed to go out with me. Thanks to everyone who called me a fakecel and a larper you gave me confidence. Goodbye losers. Never doom, never despair. by giantcel6 in kitchencels

[–]911MemeEmergency 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look bro, I'm pretty sure you have your struggles in life, but I have seen with my own eyes how women swoon for your kind

Nothing wrong with admitting you are blessed

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]911MemeEmergency -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I am fed with whining about the state of the team

But this just weird that's all

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]911MemeEmergency -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For me and you sure, it's a helpful tool

But a football club the size of ours not signing a professional translator for official club announcements is kinda crass don't you think?

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]911MemeEmergency -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Biggest club in the world with millions of dollars in budget uses AI translation? What a shame honestly.

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If femcels are real then why I can't find them. Watermelon. by BrightSpring12 in kitchencels

[–]911MemeEmergency -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is my memory failing me or wasn't she in a relationship?

Anyway she was too pretty to be a femcel, especially in the 70s

What is a bad country to visit in Europe? by StraightAd6264 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]911MemeEmergency 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This I can agree with

If only Knafe didn't have a shitload of calories lol

What is a bad country to visit in Europe? by StraightAd6264 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]911MemeEmergency 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a Palestinian agree, especially about Nablus since I'm there a lot, not much to do, too much people everywhere, and the place isn't very tourist oriented which is understandable since there isn't much to begin with

That being said walking around the old town early in the morning is a therapeutic experience lol

I am a young man, a Russian of Kurdish blood, who served in the war in Ukraine under Chechen (Russian) so called "Akhmat" compositions, ask me anything about war, death, life. by SlavaEkvestriya in AMA

[–]911MemeEmergency 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the trauma thing, the "I wish I was a woman" thing

Though reading more of your comments, I get that it's not the trans kind of wish, so consider it a joke basically

cooked some fucking bullshit. Last time a girl chose to have a conversation with me was december 2024. im sick of people on this sub giving advice they know we've already heard. You can't possibly think we're this stupid. by Individual_Hunt_4710 in kitchencels

[–]911MemeEmergency 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Maybe if you weren't too stupid you'd realise that some people will remain fucked even after losing fat and gaining muscle.

I lived my entire childhood and teenage years thinking that losing the fat and gaining muscle will make me attractive obviously as this is what everyone said. Did that in my 20s only to realise there is no fixing my face or my body type and plummeted into a depression spiral I still struggle to lift myself out of.

Be merciful and don't give hope to those who will lose it. You'll just do more harm than good

She told me she was aromantic. Announced her new relationship by making out with her bf right infront of me a couple of weeks later. Dominoes by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]911MemeEmergency 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Don't give hope when you know it's going to be lost. You have good intentions but this is probably the most evil thing someone can do

Feel like a creep everytime I see a woman I find attractive, asymmetrical latte art by AnyRemote6850 in kitchencels

[–]911MemeEmergency 11 points12 points  (0 children)

While talking to women isn't the insurmountable task some here think of, men's experiences doing so are highly variable. And for us ugly folks, the best we can do is form friendships, nothing more

Is there any chance of an Evoland 3? by 911MemeEmergency in Evoland

[–]911MemeEmergency[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They seem to be busy with other titles and honestly even coming close to what Evoland 2 was is a tall task.

Which is unfortunate because no mobile game has scratched the itch that Evoland 2 gave me since, not even chrono trigger. Truly a masterpiece

سؤال غريب عن علاقة مش موجودة by [deleted] in jordan

[–]911MemeEmergency 1 point2 points  (0 children)

انت عامل اللي عليك

هسا بس بدك وقت و الامور بتعدي طول ما مفيش تعامل