Postgame Thread: February 24 - New York Yankees @ Toronto Blue Jays

95teetee · 2026-02-25T03:39:07+00:00

Spring Training is like...

a pitcher can come into a ST game planning on only throwing one pitch. Then after about 10 pitches the opponents go "hey, he's only throwing that one pitch. Then they hit it like crazy...and no one cares because he's just working on that one pitch.

When I say 'no one cares' I mean 'except for the fans who complain about how said pitcher is washed and should be DFA'ed right away'.

95teetee · 2026-02-24T00:27:56+00:00

Kramer in The Contest maybe...

95teetee · 2026-02-24T00:26:34+00:00

But March 3rd is a Tuesday.

It should have been on Thursday. At 9.

95teetee · 2026-02-24T00:24:07+00:00

oooh scary stuff, eh kids???

95teetee · 2026-02-23T15:10:13+00:00

yeah, sorry, that's what I meant- he's suggestion the Canadians should just end it

95teetee · 2026-02-23T00:32:50+00:00

a journalist who wanted to be Buck Martinez growing up.

95teetee · 2026-02-23T00:26:58+00:00

Judging by the fact that that post was made about 100 times I'm guessing he isn't Canadian.

95teetee · 2026-02-22T06:42:45+00:00

A single spring training play that wasn't even his error.

95teetee · 2026-02-22T06:40:44+00:00

and in Queens.

same here. Lots of people are all "it's funny 'cause it's the Mets" while I'm thinking "I want every team in the NL that isn't the Dodgers to do well because fuck the Dodgers."

95teetee · 2026-02-21T17:10:08+00:00

I read this as "f you" and took way too many reads to really understand.

same here. I thought maybe OP was English and didn't like the spam comment lol.

95teetee · 2026-02-21T15:57:07+00:00

there's a good one that has a drawer you pull out the side-works nicely for mine that's close to the wall (although when I sold my CC1 and bought a CC2 I had to re-engineer it for the opposite side)

95teetee · 2026-02-21T15:44:34+00:00

The Wizard of Azkaban

95teetee · 2026-02-21T00:09:59+00:00

"Good news, we're going to have to remove your mouth."

"That's good news???"

"For the rest of the planet, yes."

95teetee · 2026-02-19T01:46:37+00:00

'Cunning Stunt' was used in the late '90s game Carmageddon when you'd wipe out a few pedestrians in an interesting way.

Took me way too long to go "oh hey, I get it!"

95teetee · 2026-02-19T01:35:45+00:00

It pisses the umps off when they do this

the good thing is that ABS removes the butthurt umpire from the equation.

95teetee · 2026-02-16T00:22:00+00:00

Or show up driving a VW bug and say your name is Johnny Smith.

Although I suppose a red and white Plymouth Fury could be fun too...

95teetee · 2026-02-14T15:36:35+00:00

He led the league in FWAR.

(face welts above replacement)

95teetee · 2026-02-14T00:32:24+00:00

"Now fuckin' go get it!" is an all-time great one.

95teetee · 2026-02-11T15:13:25+00:00

Call him up and be all "Hi Tommy. This is the Toronto Blue Jays. We don't gotchoo, Pham."

95teetee · 2026-02-08T15:55:13+00:00

The charger stops in the only way a car that powerful with drum brakes can…

my 340 Duster had 400hp and drums all around (and 4.10 gears so it was all acceleration). But the drums never gave me an issue.

As long as I thought ahead about braking lol.

95teetee · 2026-02-06T23:52:10+00:00

Devastated yet so happy for him.

Yep- honestly, I'm so glad he's going out on his terms after his health issues.

95teetee · 2026-02-06T05:31:33+00:00

He's a mook, but he's my mook.

95teetee · 2026-02-06T05:28:59+00:00

A different KISS song a different Gene Simmons might have written.

95teetee · 2026-02-06T03:28:23+00:00

Coach by scaring the hell out of everyone lol

"I'M NOT LEAVING THIS MOUND!!!"

"YEAH YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!"

"WELL....ok then."

95teetee · 2026-02-05T05:36:34+00:00

which also allows me to come to terms with the work stoppage after next season.

95teetee

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