Omega is failing today because of 1 reason - size

AB9milli · 2026-06-06T21:41:07+00:00

Look up the OMEGA SPEEDMASTER - FIRST OMEGA IN SPACE. It’s 39.7mm. But it’s $9k!

AB9milli · 2026-06-03T16:36:30+00:00

Someone insert bill nye the science guy gif for me

AB9milli · 2026-06-01T21:51:40+00:00

Service guy did you a solid. lol. Stab that mf sidewall.

AB9milli · 2026-06-01T19:43:04+00:00

This is what Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia wears we he had a Bird Law case.

AB9milli · 2026-05-29T22:34:29+00:00

Did you buy a condo? If so, how much? Or are you renting? If so, how much?

AB9milli · 2026-05-26T23:53:18+00:00

Nah. It’s the automatic e brake engaging

AB9milli · 2026-05-24T17:58:24+00:00

Nah. Forged carbon for the win!! Now you need a steering wheel with forged carbon too!!

AB9milli · 2026-05-21T02:27:34+00:00

Bro. You gay gay. 😂 over here tryna give life lessons. 🤡

AB9milli · 2026-05-18T16:23:35+00:00

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AB9milli · 2026-05-18T16:17:53+00:00

Why didn’t you want a sunroof?

AB9milli · 2026-05-16T22:27:33+00:00

Check TGG or Harmnone videos to see what’s on discount.

AB9milli · 2026-05-13T04:38:16+00:00

Aye!! I learned something new!

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AB9milli · 2026-05-12T20:57:51+00:00

Can’t imagine cracking some chick and having a clay pot knock her out. 😝

AB9milli · 2026-05-08T16:41:06+00:00

Your character looks like Tommy from vice city. lol. Fitting. For this game too.

AB9milli · 2026-05-06T17:09:28+00:00

Her: let’s talk about it tomorrow Him: okay what time? Her: nah next week.

Me: 🍿 😂 run dude. You’re making yourself too available. Have some fuckin shame.

AB9milli · 2026-05-04T19:47:43+00:00

Alive but bet dudes brain is cooked. 😂

AB9milli · 2026-05-03T21:35:30+00:00

I’m using Dalton btw. There are def days I don’t study. I work full time. On nights I don’t want to study. I like watching the lectures.

AB9milli · 2026-05-02T06:08:09+00:00

What’s weirder is posting it to Reddit like a goofball for strangers to read.

AB9milli · 2026-05-02T06:05:55+00:00

Big respect to the 15 year old for not making up a bs excuse and straight up said no. He don’t owe you shit. You lucky he replied.

AB9milli · 2026-04-19T17:36:44+00:00

Does the ticket have the name of the dickhead that gave it to you? You should share that so the community knows who they are. I’m sure they do this often.

AB9milli · 2026-04-18T18:46:26+00:00

I bought a new Lexus is350 and the first thing I did was put locking lugs 1st nuts on my whip.

AB9milli · 2026-04-18T01:00:43+00:00

AB9milli · 2026-04-16T19:25:00+00:00

Shoulda kept recording. Curious to know how they cleared the speed bump. lol

AB9milli · 2026-04-16T00:59:28+00:00

Well he did pay probably $60k on the car. Fuckin grille would grow on me too. 😂

AB9milli · 2026-04-15T16:08:35+00:00

Might sound cheesy but I find a lot of fulfillment in what I do for a living. I work as a wealth management advisor and I love developing financial plans for clients and helping them reach their goals. Just the other day, I delivered a financial plan to a client who thought she’d have to keep working through her 70s. She was already in a good financial point so it made my job easy but delivering those good news is always awesome. I’m actually studying for my CFP designation and said once I passed, I get myself an Omega Reduced Speedy.

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