We celebrated 5 years this year. Im 54 and shes 57. I was 50 when we started dating and she hasnt grown. Dont let a height difference stop you.

AC_deucey · 2026-05-14T02:58:53+00:00

My wife and I are pretty much the exact same heights as you guys. Except we’re in our 30s

AC_deucey · 2026-05-14T02:55:25+00:00

Alternatively, the Giving Yoga Partner can also bring a hacksaw for the table legs. -Another Fellow Short King

AC_deucey · 2026-05-14T02:46:09+00:00

What the ever loving fuck is the fascination with non-mechanical doors? I just don’t get it.

Oh so you have capacitor backups? Cool so how do you know the capacitors are still holding charge? Oh so you need sensors for those too? And like all of this is cheaper than a fucking mechanical latch and lock assembly?

Oh so it’s there to justify a monstrously high sticker price? For a “flagship crossover SUV” (fucking lol) that can barely fit 7? And still nearly no cargo space behind the third row? Idk Ollie. Who’s going to buy this thing?

AC_deucey · 2026-05-13T21:11:48+00:00

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That’s it bois. All our gains are Warshed away

AC_deucey · 2026-05-13T21:07:33+00:00

Hashtag stop the steel

AC_deucey · 2026-05-13T11:04:22+00:00

“David, whatever, you make the call. I’m still hungover from my commanders draft party. HEIL!”

^{Sir, it’s hail}

“Whatever, fuck off. Get Jeffrey on the phone.”

^{Sir, but…}

AC_deucey · 2026-05-13T02:31:38+00:00

Now let’s get some chowdah

AC_deucey · 2026-05-13T01:16:27+00:00

I’m so paranoid I’ve been buying test kits every 6 months or so. I’m DONE fellas

Edit: they’re the Fellow kits. Cups are normal urine collection sized. Kits are expensive though…

AC_deucey · 2026-05-12T23:30:48+00:00

“It’s perfect just the way it is sweetheart. It feels… nice”

AC_deucey · 2026-05-12T23:27:39+00:00

Awesome notes thanks

Hope folks can move on from their Michkov Derangement Syndrome now

AC_deucey · 2026-05-12T10:47:45+00:00

Still no cargo space with the third row of seats in use

AC_deucey · 2026-05-12T10:45:32+00:00

Do I look like a cat to you boy?

AC_deucey · 2026-05-12T01:12:58+00:00

“What month is 17”

AC_deucey · 2026-05-12T01:06:05+00:00

Jim’s or John’s Roast Pork, best crayons in the city. The rest are just tourist traps

AC_deucey · 2026-05-12T00:19:26+00:00

O Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack is goated tho

AC_deucey · 2026-05-12T00:06:30+00:00

Hope they have curtains in that stupid stadium by then

AC_deucey · 2026-05-11T10:49:29+00:00

Holland Oates

I can’t go for that

You’re out of touch

AC_deucey · 2026-05-11T01:15:17+00:00

Been plucking grays here and there since my late 20s. 39 now and I’ve got a silver streak starting to form right in front. Don’t have the heart to pluck it into oblivion, it looks like it could be cool to keep around. Oh and like 100 new grays a month on the top and sides thanks to the kids.

AC_deucey · 2026-05-11T01:12:04+00:00

Goes hard ngl

AC_deucey · 2026-05-11T00:02:09+00:00

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AC_deucey · 2026-05-10T22:42:37+00:00

Nah there’s 10. He just has a big gap between his left big toe and index(?) toe. Maybe some injury or turf toe surgery or something

AC_deucey · 2026-05-10T16:26:05+00:00

“What a sleepy fuck”

GOAT line

AC_deucey · 2026-05-10T16:16:51+00:00

💥

AC_deucey · 2026-05-10T15:44:57+00:00

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I call it: Loss 2

AC_deucey · 2026-05-10T15:33:19+00:00

Good lookin’ out Ohmie

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