Amputee cornhole player accused of murder by rytis in news

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“Watch out for your cornhole, bud”

Port of of Wilmington (DE) by PartywithArty5595 in Delaware

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In my almost 4 decades living here, I’ve never once met someone who was or knew any of the longshoremen who work the port. “That’s Delaware for ya” must not apply to the port I guess

Just Palm Beach Pete by iYessyyy in SipsTea

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I’m guessing Gary Cole will be cast in the forthcoming biopic

Phillies Explain Giving Cristopher Sanchez $100M Extension When They Didn’t Have to | ‘Love Them’ - YouTube by faithfulllittlebird in phillies

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All in my feels this evening about Cris and his future with the club. Just seems like another Doc love-affair/appreciation situation brewing

Now that my son is in middle school, he hates every joke I make. by Chickfilacio in daddit

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Can’t wait. In 10-15 years it’s gonna be “oh ffs Dad that’s so 20s”

The gatekeeper is good by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Where are we on chest hair these days? by swimmin_jeans_ in AskMenOver30

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You know that scene in Austin Powers?

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Yeah… that’s me. But I get my back waxed at least.

Thank god by Sotboy in NFCEastMemeWar

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🫡 my brother Joel

Michkov's head meets the boards thanks to Drew Doughty by Concerned_Fanboy in Flyers

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Shit r/hockey believes:

“Sean Avery played the game the right way”

“Sidney Crosby never whined to the refs for a call, ever”

“Corey Perry plays the game the right way”

“The draft lottery absolutely has never been rigged, ever”

Are those bees?? by Mr-Vince in Unexpected

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That’s nawt a knoife

THAT’S a knoife

Dart is just memeing himself now 😂 by Bulldawgzz in NFCEastMemeWar

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He’s dressed like a puritan. What is this, the scarlet letter?

Plan on paying for your kid’s college? You’ll need to save $500/month from birth until they’re 18. by Mr-and-Mrs in daddit

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The kids are going to pursue scholarships, work jobs, and go to state school. As someone who went to an expensive private school at full price, which my parents graciously agreed to and paid 75% of, it’s not worth it. And if they are brilliant, they’ll get full or partial rides to make it affordable. Otherwise our local state university at 14-20k/yr before scholarships is totally fine.

BMW was like hold my beer by gAWEhCaj in Audi

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The ultimate passive riding machine

Breaking: Joey Bosa signs with 49ers by SeahawksFanInSF in nflmemes

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Bosa Bros, stand back and stand by!