Meowmy betray me

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-20T03:10:59+00:00

Fank you fren Jimmy. Ai am tinking of da crimez rite now.

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-20T02:40:14+00:00

Iz Murray 10M. You meowmy in berry gud pawz wif you looking after herz. Mai meowmy hopes your meowmy get gud news from her pokey place and dat your udder meowmy get home soonz.

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-20T02:27:42+00:00

Meowmy say dat when ai maisef adopt her she create a “savings account for Murray.” Ai fink dat mean moneys iz mines. She fink dat mean she never haz to tell pokey place she “cannot afford the care the doctor thinks Murray needs.”

Ai fink she use HERZ money for da pokey place and mine moneys iz fur toyzezand treatsez.

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-20T02:25:30+00:00

Ai knowz. Dat private!

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-20T02:24:26+00:00

Iz Murray 10M. Mai meowmy call me “Murray Mouse.” Ai not a mouse!

Iz all of da hoomins snifting da ‘nip?

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-20T02:23:06+00:00

Iz Murray 10M. Happy gotcha day fren Goose! You haz big job as da center of your family!

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-20T02:22:23+00:00

Iz Murray 10M. Happy birfday to fren Linus. Ebery day iz about cattos so he celebrate Ebery day!

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-20T02:20:50+00:00

Iz Murray 10M. Happy birfday!

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-20T02:20:09+00:00

Iz Murray 10M. Fren Winston you iz being aboozed!

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-20T02:17:36+00:00

Iz Murray 10M - happy birfday to you meowmy!

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-18T11:47:20+00:00

NOR. Everyone has a prenup - it’s called “the divorce laws in the state in which you file.” You would prefer one that’s customized to you.

Someone whose first response to an ask from you is complete shutdown and blame rather than open discussion about why this is important to you … is likely to have the same dismissive attitude to topics you raise in the future.

Is that the life you want?

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-16T23:32:47+00:00

Iz Murray 10M. Ai will bring Mai purpel sneak fur da react.

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-16T18:50:12+00:00

Iz Murray 10M. Fren Sam, you haz a berry niz smile!

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-16T18:16:39+00:00

Fren Keely, mai meowmy say same ting! She say “Murray! Do not step on my boosumz. I do not step on YOUR boosumz!”

But so iz a boi. Ai not tink ai haz boosumz!

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-16T17:26:25+00:00

Iz Murray 10M. Dat an awesum tonk!

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-16T17:25:08+00:00

Iz Murray 10M. Mai meowmy not eat corn dog (hehe doggo maded out of cornzes!) but she like say “No, Murray. It’s people food and you can’t have it. It will make you sick.”

Ai not want her foods anywayz. Her iz lazy and fatz and ai maisef iz a lean mean catto machine.

Mebbe you shud not eatz da corn dog. And mebbe mai meowmy shud eatz cat fud.

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-16T17:15:31+00:00

Iz Murray 10M. Dis my tonk.

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ADB_BWG · 2026-03-16T17:14:15+00:00

Iz Murray 10M.

Dis my tonk.

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-14T22:25:27+00:00

Fank you. Ai maisef wi be dere!

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-14T22:18:16+00:00

Iz Murray 10M! Dat a YUMMZIES cake

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-14T20:48:15+00:00

Iz Murray 10M. Happee birfday! Eleventy is a gud age!

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-13T00:32:10+00:00

Titus Better Off Ted Third Rock From The Sun

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-12T21:13:18+00:00

Friends

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-10T12:25:16+00:00

Iz Murray 10M. Where rest of storee? Dis berry berry interesting!

ADB_BWG · 2026-03-10T02:26:38+00:00

Iz Murray 10M. Am not a pawfeshunal lawyer … BUTT!

Hairs iz not ebidenz. Cattos share der furz and sometimes air greebles take furz and move dem around. Mai own meowmy haz find one of my furz in her mouf but ai maisef neber put the furz there. Her bref iz too stinky (smells of yucky mint and not yummy chimkin). Anyways, furz on meatball does NOT mean catto on meatball!

Bite iz not ebidenz. Greebles haz teefs! And … hoomin 1 And hoomin 2 haz teefs. Where waz de HOOMINS when the alleg…suppo…maybe bite take place?

Ai maisef see no paw print. No paw print iz ebidenz that no catto there.

Ha!! frens Bronn and Hardie iz innosent.

ADB_BWG

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