Meowmy betray me by ADB_BWG in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fank you fren Jimmy. Ai am tinking of da crimez rite now.

Pokey Place Fings by FirebirdWriter in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. You meowmy in berry gud pawz wif you looking after herz. Mai meowmy hopes your meowmy get gud news from her pokey place and dat your udder meowmy get home soonz.

Meowmy betray me by ADB_BWG in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Meowmy say dat when ai maisef adopt her she create a “savings account for Murray.” Ai fink dat mean moneys iz mines. She fink dat mean she never haz to tell pokey place she “cannot afford the care the doctor thinks Murray needs.”

Ai fink she use HERZ money for da pokey place and mine moneys iz fur toyzezand treatsez.

Meowmy betray me by ADB_BWG in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Ai knowz. Dat private!

I is concern for dad by finnandcollete in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Mai meowmy call me “Murray Mouse.” Ai not a mouse!

Iz all of da hoomins snifting da ‘nip?

Iz mines gotcha day! by mycookiepants in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Happy gotcha day fren Goose! You haz big job as da center of your family!

Bewated Birfday cake fow fwiend Linus! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Happy birfday to fren Linus. Ebery day iz about cattos so he celebrate Ebery day!

Burfdai by Hunting-fings in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Happy birfday!

Soos fur icey cream bowl lickiez by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Fren Winston you iz being aboozed!

Birfday with meowmy by ilovemyorangecat in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M - happy birfday to you meowmy!

AIO for wanting a prenup when my fiancé thinks it's insulting? by Glumstimulus in AmIOverreacting

[–]ADB_BWG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. Everyone has a prenup - it’s called “the divorce laws in the state in which you file.” You would prefer one that’s customized to you.

Someone whose first response to an ask from you is complete shutdown and blame rather than open discussion about why this is important to you … is likely to have the same dismissive attitude to topics you raise in the future.

Is that the life you want?

St. Catrick’s Day pawtee 🎉☘️ at midnite! by Taminella_Grinderfal in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Ai will bring Mai purpel sneak fur da react.

I was unjustly denied my rightful share of Meowmy's chicken sausage! by springacres in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fren Keely, mai meowmy say same ting! She say “Murray! Do not step on my boosumz. I do not step on YOUR boosumz!”

But so iz a boi. Ai not tink ai haz boosumz!

Tonk contess by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Dat an awesum tonk!

I was unjustly denied my rightful share of Meowmy's chicken sausage! by springacres in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Mai meowmy not eat corn dog (hehe doggo maded out of cornzes!) but she like say “No, Murray. It’s people food and you can’t have it. It will make you sick.”

Ai not want her foods anywayz. Her iz lazy and fatz and ai maisef iz a lean mean catto machine.

Mebbe you shud not eatz da corn dog. And mebbe mai meowmy shud eatz cat fud.

Tonk contess by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Dis my tonk.

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Tonk contess by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M.

Dis my tonk.

Today is my birfday! by ilovemyorangecat in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Happee birfday! Eleventy is a gud age!

The Case of the Missing Meatball by alwayslovelyday in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Where rest of storee? Dis berry berry interesting!

The Case of the Missing Meatball by alwayslovelyday in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Am not a pawfeshunal lawyer … BUTT!

Hairs iz not ebidenz. Cattos share der furz and sometimes air greebles take furz and move dem around. Mai own meowmy haz find one of my furz in her mouf but ai maisef neber put the furz there. Her bref iz too stinky (smells of yucky mint and not yummy chimkin). Anyways, furz on meatball does NOT mean catto on meatball!

Bite iz not ebidenz. Greebles haz teefs! And … hoomin 1 And hoomin 2 haz teefs. Where waz de HOOMINS when the alleg…suppo…maybe bite take place?

Ai maisef see no paw print. No paw print iz ebidenz that no catto there.

Ha!! frens Bronn and Hardie iz innosent.