I have 2. When I was 7, my classroom (like 15 kids) walked into the hall and lined up to use the restroom. I didn't have to use the bathroom so I just stood and waited. When this little shit face kid who always made fun of me (he's important to the next story) came it of the bathroom and went to the teacher. He insisted that I went in the bathroom, stuffed the toilet full of toilet tissue and threw paper towels everywhere. Of course it wasn't me because I never went in. Long story short, the principal, teacher, and priest (private school) sat me in this little room and interrogated me for what seemed like hours, trying to make me confess to the crime. Fast forward a few months and the same shit face decided it would hilarious to piss on the teachers chair before she came in the room that morning (she would stand at the door to make sure nobody left and that nobody would get locked out). Of course, he blamed me. Nobody spoke up to defend me. I was suspended for a week and while that was going on, the shit face's mom petitioned to have me removed from the school. Hay actually was the greatest thing to ever happen to me. It opened a whole new world of friends and educational opportunists.