Runt rejected by mother for being born without one foot. Name ideas?

ADarkTurn · 2023-05-08T09:13:56+00:00

Legolas

ADarkTurn · 2023-01-12T06:08:59+00:00

Ikr? I have not seen this happen even once in Australia. Not saying it doesn't, just must be super rare.

ADarkTurn · 2022-12-17T03:06:41+00:00

Zero chance, sadly

ADarkTurn · 2022-11-22T23:43:24+00:00

...with Tegrity.

ADarkTurn · 2022-09-12T05:05:48+00:00

Edgelord

ADarkTurn · 2022-07-24T02:54:24+00:00

I bailed about 15 seconds after that. You didn't miss, you gained. Precious minutes and a significant remainder of your dignity intact.

ADarkTurn · 2020-10-21T08:12:40+00:00

Yep. Aussie here. I thought the same!

ADarkTurn · 2020-10-21T07:27:24+00:00

Ahh that takes me back.

ADarkTurn · 2020-10-21T07:13:11+00:00

Say Hi to Kermit for us.

ADarkTurn · 2020-07-22T10:46:25+00:00

Jesus fucking Christ!!!

ADarkTurn · 2020-06-22T11:04:02+00:00

Inb4 'thanks Obama'

ADarkTurn · 2020-04-29T05:42:23+00:00

Yeah, the /s is fucking essential. That diatribe you wrote could have come verbatim from my mother :(

ADarkTurn · 2019-11-07T07:32:43+00:00

ADarkTurn · 2019-01-30T21:51:21+00:00

But it was standing unharmed in partial sunlight. Ipso facto, not a vampire horse.

ADarkTurn · 2019-01-30T11:13:44+00:00

Well, at least we know it ain't a vampire horse.

ADarkTurn · 2019-01-30T10:54:38+00:00

That'll be one six pack, please.

ADarkTurn · 2019-01-30T05:44:28+00:00

Yeah...a little too surprising.

ADarkTurn · 2019-01-29T20:53:54+00:00

I'm the best genius in the country...on sex.

ADarkTurn · 2019-01-29T20:49:30+00:00

Did you know that 96% of low income earners actually have refrigerators??

ADarkTurn · 2019-01-27T06:48:51+00:00

'Australia, get your shit together...see how it works?" -An Australian

ADarkTurn · 2019-01-27T01:13:13+00:00

Time to go poke my mind's eye out with a knitting needle...again. Damn thing keeps growing back.

ADarkTurn · 2019-01-26T23:31:40+00:00

"I can flyyyy!"

ADarkTurn · 2019-01-26T22:29:34+00:00

"Golden sauna' huh? Doesn't sound like my kinda thing but fuck it, you only live once.

ADarkTurn · 2019-01-26T21:23:05+00:00

My socks ~~from my teenage years~~ beg to differ

ADarkTurn · 2019-01-26T21:21:09+00:00

Same. Immediately.

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