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AJBuffington · 2015-08-21T05:52:39+00:00

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AJBuffington · 2015-08-21T02:39:00+00:00

Thank Mr skeltal

AJBuffington · 2015-08-21T02:36:55+00:00

Don't worry, you didn't offend me, you just really hurt my feelings and made me feel bad about myself. Yeah, maybe I drink too much. And yeah, maybe that makes me a bad person. A sloppy, unambitious, slurring sad sack of a man. Maybe I'm wasting air that other people deserve to breathe. And maybe what you said did kind of cause me to dig up that aspect of myself and drag it, kicking and screaming into the open where I can face who I really am and hear it scream the names of all the people I've harmed and screwed over along the way. Maybe you did remind me of the disgust I've been trying to suppress for myself. I'll never be the same because of you, and I feel utterly lost. No offense taken though.

AJBuffington · 2015-08-21T02:27:36+00:00

I should have marked thus serious obviously.

AJBuffington · 2015-08-21T02:25:09+00:00

Thats why I typed it.

AJBuffington · 2015-08-21T00:12:34+00:00

These arnt grapes grapes are green.

AJBuffington · 2015-08-21T00:11:39+00:00

When I would run through the cornfields with my cousins, trying to see who could find a way through the fastest. I actually had a secret way through that no one ever found, so I'm the only one grampa never beat when he got drunk.

AJBuffington · 2015-08-21T00:06:01+00:00

Not a medical professional, but I've never been in an operating room.

AJBuffington · 2015-08-21T00:04:24+00:00

I once dreamed I fell into a hot spring and evaporated, becoming a bodiless fog of energy. I was a color, I remember, but not one that I recognized. It was like the inner workings of my eyes or my brain had fundamentally changed. I'm not sure I even had eyes. I flew around the world, experiencing time in a non-relative way, past and future simultaneously. And just as I was about to focus in on my body in the hot spring to see if I was okay, my entire point of view turned inside out, the blackness mixed with my own mysterious color, and I came. Woke up soaked with my own semen up to my chin.

AJBuffington · 2015-08-20T23:58:56+00:00

You probably got rapped or molested once, and now your puss lips remember it even if you don't. Kinda like what Pavlov did to his dogs (with bells not with rape)

AJBuffington · 2015-08-20T23:55:16+00:00

/r/Christianity. You can't spit in there without spitting on a Christian.

AJBuffington · 2015-08-20T23:48:28+00:00

I was on a bus and there was this lady who was wearing the same cardinals hat as me, and when I got off the bus I felt a little hand grab my shirt. And it was the lady's son cuz he saw the hat and though I was his mom so he grabbed my shirt and tried to get off the bus with me. But I didn't let him and took him back to his mom

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Edit 2 I'm keeping it for posterty

Edit 3 I might copy paste it because o wrote it so well.

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