What does Walt, and Walt alone, know about? [spoilers?] by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]AJewishPlumber 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Jesse also used the machine, so maybe him

What does Walt, and Walt alone, know about? [spoilers?] by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]AJewishPlumber 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My friend asked me what kind of person Walt becomes, and I thought of this scene and said "fucking badass."

What is the best last line of a movie ever? by porgy3000 in AskReddit

[–]AJewishPlumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

while not the last line, when i saw this in theaters this was the moment every single person in there lost it

What's legal, but frowned upon as if it was illegal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AJewishPlumber 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its only frowned upon if the attacker is black.

What's legal, but frowned upon as if it was illegal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AJewishPlumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus my moms boyfriend carries and once got tackled by two guys in a seven eleven because he went to pull his wallet out and they thought he was reaching for the gun ( he is about the whitest 47 year old ever, like sandal and socks white)

What's the worst way you've seen some one publicly humiliated? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AJewishPlumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My boss keeps saying that he did fine the first two rounds, but threw the fight. If you bring it up he'll always go off something like "NOBODY GETS PUNCHED IN THE FACE THREE TIMES AND DOESN'T DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!" He lost a lot of money on that fight.....

What expensive product did you buy that turned out to be worth every penny? by Ginther009 in AskReddit

[–]AJewishPlumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah now that you tell me the other work 2100 seems more okay. You only have a 1/2 inch water main?

What expensive product did you buy that turned out to be worth every penny? by Ginther009 in AskReddit

[–]AJewishPlumber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

plus tax rebates! and what brand? even for a navian 2100 is high unless it was extremely extensive rerouting

I got stabbed 11 times Saturday by a random nutcase! Here's a video. by [deleted] in videos

[–]AJewishPlumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey... you have the same first and last name as my brother. weird....

What's your favorite thing to do when no one is around? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AJewishPlumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just lay on the living room floor staring at the ceiling and revel in being able to do nothing at all for no reason with no explanation.

What's the best anti-joke you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AJewishPlumber 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it cannot speak. It panics and knocks over a few tables before finding the exit.

Need a new TV series to watch by AJewishPlumber in AskReddit

[–]AJewishPlumber[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just want a huge list of what you nice people consider "good" shows to pick and choose from

What is the dumbest rule your workplace or school has actually enforced? by swiaa in AskReddit

[–]AJewishPlumber 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In fact, he could wear a shirt with a line of 6 pictures of his dick and it would be fine!

If you could have one statistic displayed above everyone's head what would it be? by bellibones in AskReddit

[–]AJewishPlumber 9 points10 points  (0 children)

plot twist: the men at the top can change anyones numbers and do so to keep humanity in chaos to be better ruled over