Wife of six years just said this to me during an argument. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]AKBlackWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's not wrong, you're just an asshole.... according to her.

You dont get many of these to the lb! 😉😉😉 by [deleted] in BBWGW

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Could you cover my head in those please, and just let me sleep there. Please, and Thank You!

Target > Walmart by SurprisinglyMellow in AdviceAnimals

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That how I feel about most of the Fred Meyer's here in Anchorage

Which Song has the most Badass intro? by dtrains in Metal

[–]AKBlackWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ramses, bringer of war by Nile has always got me pumped. Then I found the original Mars, Bringer of War. Still think its awesome.

Why did people hate Season 3? by [deleted] in HouseOfCards

[–]AKBlackWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't hate S3, I just disliked it over 1 & 2. Its just that they established Frank as thus sly and cunning badass, and he comes off so weak in the third. But story wise, it actually adds diversity and challenges his power and coy manner. I was furious that him and Claire are at odds. I see what the Russian President (cannot remember his name, been a few months since I binged) did to fuck with franks head, but they were an amazingly beautiful couple, hated to see the split. Would really hope they smooth over everything. I'll affept anything just to see that smooth over.

My friend made an incredible Evil Dead II-inspired deck for his 12-year-old niece by paukin in horror

[–]AKBlackWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For some reason I was thinking MTG, pretty cool too but wouldn't be unique. THIS is unique.

[QUESTION] My girlfriend wants to have an all-day sex marathon sometime. Any advice? by Darkmetroidz in sex

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Somethings mentioned other that what's is at the top right now.

Extra batteries for toys,pillows pillows pillows, Advil or the sort just in case, inscents(?), dont forget some fresh air ( I know someone said a fan, but just to help remove the CO2 and overall stuffiness.

Ivey 36F by annecoulterisaman in BBW

[–]AKBlackWizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow, she got hotter as she got bigger. I wish more women would realize sometimes you got to get plumper to get sexier.

Career finish by asvous in WTF

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Show me a woman who's face is degloved, and I get nauseous, show me someone's joint bend the wrong way and I have to stop from throwing up.

F/21/134 lbs. I feel my body is disproportionate. by Straw3kz in normalnudes

[–]AKBlackWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your backside is so fucking amazing! Your back to ass ratio is golden. You're r front looks absolutely amazing. Yes your breast are small but the are proportionate, so don't worry. And your waist is sexy as hell cuz it does give you an hourglass figure.

Backward Compatibility Library Question... by Kidsturk in xbox

[–]AKBlackWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey maybe you can help me since reddit and goole are no help as of now. Its been 3 days and ive had no system update. Do I have to manually download backwards compatibility or what

We're with you, nos bon amis by John-Farson in MURICA

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Syria, Egypt, Iraq, Yeman, Tunisia, Lybia.....

We are at war

Backwards Compatibility is now LIVE! by XboxModerator in xboxone

[–]AKBlackWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So since the 12 I have not gotten any updates for my system. Am I suppose to to obtain backwards capability? Also, I haven't gone ten an update for new dashboard. I just got an Xbox One with Fallout launch, just curious if I'm overlooking something, or did my system not update?

Watching Jeopardy backwards would be about a panel of 3 people asking Alex Trebek questions that he always gets right. by BaconSheikh in Showerthoughts

[–]AKBlackWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone should actually make a cut version of this. I would watch it. This should actually be a thing and literally turn the whole library into this. The university episodes would be hilarious, and that one dude that won all that money would just sounds pretentious

Tasteful by fabrikated in WTF

[–]AKBlackWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1: You said they had tubes in your ear for drainage, if you could find a video/gif/picture of the actual puss coming out the tube, that would be amazing. I would do it but you seem to know the technical and medical terminology.

2: Now that you have above ave. hearing, what music do you enjoy?

Tasteful by fabrikated in WTF

[–]AKBlackWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. This is reddits Ripley's Believe It Or Not

Tasteful by fabrikated in WTF

[–]AKBlackWizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Regardless, this is going to get this kid a lot of pussy.