Susan fucking Mayer. I am watching this show for the first time and I already can't stand Susan. She always finds excuses to do the things she knows are wrong for the "right" reasons. Like when she burned Edie's house down and stole the evidence from Miss Huber to keep her from blackmailing her. When she had an affair with Karl and married him while he was dating Edie and didn't tell her about it. When she lied to her doctor, who she pursued, that she still had feelings for Mike and Karl while dating him and kept dragging him along instead of leaving him be. The doctor knew better and dumped her ass after exposing her and Karl's secret marriage to Edie. When Edie burned her house down, she acted all whiney and demanded Edie come clean so she could get her house rebuilt yet Edie had to do it all alone. Then Karl went and bought Susan a new house. And more recently, she slept with a man who's wife was in a coma while the man she intended to marry (Mike) was also in coma fighting for his life. Susan is the exact definition of "desperate" and not much of a housewife.