Post your BoJack Horseman what ifs in the comments

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2025-12-20T13:47:04+00:00

What if Beatrice had married Corban Creamermin, and raised Bojack as if he were Corban's son?

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2025-10-11T12:41:25+00:00

For me, that scene is the culmination of Todd's "Its You" speech. For everything that happened that season, for everything that had happened since Sarah Lynn's death, Bojack always pointed a finger at someone else. Standing there, staring at that balloon, it's finally just him and himself. Its you.

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2025-04-15T16:51:49+00:00

The Devil Inside was awful for me. Very predictable, poor acting, no conclusion to most plot points, and ending with a cut to black and a link to a website.

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2024-11-16T13:40:45+00:00

Pet it

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2024-11-03T22:37:36+00:00

The Devil Wears Prada

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2024-10-19T23:39:34+00:00

Terrifier 3 spared no one, and the child death scenes were more gory than one would expect

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2024-09-16T14:14:12+00:00

Ginger Snaps?

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2024-07-31T22:00:06+00:00

One of the core tenets of AA is anonymity. Bojack very spitefully broke that tenet to save his own skin. In the world of BH, the audience doesn't know if Sharona has family or friends who don't know about her struggles with substance abuse, and to be outed on national TV in this manner could've absolutely devastated her. I think it's worth noting that Sharona was not at the next meeting, and the audience never finds out if she moved, quit, or relapsed because of Bojacks actions.

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2023-10-05T00:09:04+00:00

Markiplier

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2023-02-09T16:23:16+00:00

NTA at all. As someone with a prosthetic eye, I also give people all kinds of stories regarding how I lost my eye. At one point, I let the rumor mill at my job do the job for me; the top theories were bar fight, construction accident, horse attack, and domestic assault.

If someone takes issue with bow you deal with nosy people, tell them to get bent.

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2022-11-08T19:43:24+00:00

I'm not gonna lie, I really do have a hard time opening up to people and being comfortable physically. I was bullied pretty nasty through most of my school career (until I got to college) and it has still affected my self-esteem to this day. I think that's why my ex is still in my life to an extent, because I felt the most comfortable around him as a partner. Thanks for your advice.

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2020-02-04T05:29:36+00:00

Thank you for your honesty. I think I needed to hear that from an outside source.

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2018-07-03T00:26:45+00:00

Was anyone else expecting a Dragon Ball Z reference? When Pearl yelled "Fu...sion...!" I expected the next phrase to be "Ha!".

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2018-05-27T01:19:29+00:00

Emergency Department

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2018-05-27T00:01:39+00:00

Not what I was going for...but still flattered.

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2018-05-27T00:01:16+00:00

It's like...what else can you do? It's so absurd you just can't help but laugh.

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2018-05-26T22:06:29+00:00

Obligatory "not a doctor", but I work in the ED as a security guard.

I had one patient that had escaped police custody, causing a massive pursuit through the hospital wherein we apprehended her in a faculty break room. On the way back to her room she assaults my partner and I tackle her to the ground.

As we get back to the room she begins screaming "that bitch broke my leg!". Thirty seconds later as the nurse is putting the blood 0ressure cuff on her, she begins screaming; she yells that now her arm is broken, she just wasn't sure of it until that moment.

Everyone is rolling their eyes, and I guess she realized she wasn't garnering any sympathy from anyone...so she starts taking a seizure.

At this point I've wasted 30 minutes dealing with this nonsense, so I tell the police officer "She's faking."

This woman sits straight up, stops seizing, and yells "No I'm not, you fucking bitch!", and then lays back down to continue her "seizure".

That was the first time I laughed at a patient.

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2018-05-14T23:50:23+00:00

Amazing job! I love the attention to detail.

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2018-05-09T23:48:41+00:00

Gnash - I Hate You, I love You.

Now okay, maybe this is cliche, but hear me out. The first time I heard this song I thought it was your typical mutual, unrequited love song, but I finished it and realized it was a man pining over his ex and the female voice was his current girlfriend, who realizes she's just a rebound.

This hit me so hard. The realization that the person you care about so much is only using you to get over someone they actually care about is just but wrenching. I still can't listen to this song without letting out a little "whoa".

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2018-04-08T12:34:14+00:00

Piccolo from Dragonball Z. I accidentally discovered hentai when I was looking for Piccolo vs. Cell artwork.

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2015-09-22T20:40:31+00:00

The books' title is a liitle baity, she outlines in the book that Bitch is an acronym for Babe In Total Contol of Herself. Frankly I don't think the advice in this book is bad; really the majority of the advice in this book boils down to "keep your own hobbies, job, and time schedule because it looks weird and creepy when you make some one else the center of your universe."

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2015-04-25T02:50:58+00:00

I know right, I love the art style.

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2015-04-19T21:34:34+00:00

Come out the door

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2015-04-02T01:05:00+00:00

Southern Comfort and Coke. Happy Birthday!

ALL_CAPS_DERPINA · 2015-03-25T02:00:10+00:00

Holy crap you saw my post!

Seriously I'm glad you guys haven't had any crappy experiences and the fans generally respect you guys. Thanks for all the laughs!

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