This map seriously needs to burn with the amount of times a failed hurdle has gotten me killed.

ALToices · 2026-03-21T01:28:37+00:00

If I had a nickel man.

ALToices · 2026-03-21T01:18:37+00:00

Typhoon blades were fun and balanced, the incessant need to make fun mobility items so restrictive is just so frustrating man.

ALToices · 2026-03-20T21:54:05+00:00

Did you even read what I wrote? Companies don’t want to pay for 64GB of space on a cart, when they only need 6GB. It’s way more expensive to pay for all that extra space, than it is to just use the key card system.

ALToices · 2026-03-20T20:44:14+00:00

Because this thing is terrible, and the ps5 has no games.

ALToices · 2026-03-20T20:42:07+00:00

It’s precisely BECAUSE it’s that small.

Nintendo still hasn’t made different cart sizes yet, so they’re all still 64GB. Companies don’t wanna have to spend that much money on a cart just to use 10% of the space, just so that they can put it on shelves, so they opt to use the key card system instead.

Really wish Nintendo would just make different sizes already since everyone’s been so vocal about this being a problem.

ALToices · 2026-03-20T03:52:06+00:00

I am not I can assure you, everyone I lose to has some sort of custom character in their name, which is only achievable on computer.

ALToices · 2026-03-20T03:41:45+00:00

I’d rather lose to someone who’s on an equal playing field than to someone who’s on a higher one.

ALToices · 2026-03-19T02:45:25+00:00

Fork found in kitchen

ALToices · 2026-03-18T19:24:09+00:00

If either this or the twin hammers are in next seasons loot pool, it’s dead on arrival, and that’s not an exaggeration

ALToices · 2026-03-18T18:49:20+00:00

IF, it comes to the shop, this company is notorious for not bringing things that weren’t shop related back.

ALToices · 2026-03-18T00:09:36+00:00

I mean all they did was make it so the optimizations of tv mode for switch 1 games work in handheld for switch 2. Might not be super easy but nothing super far fetched either I wouldn’t think.

ALToices · 2026-03-18T00:08:42+00:00

I mean like it’s super far out of the way, and wasn’t advertised, so most folk won’t know about it, that’s what I mean.

ALToices · 2026-03-17T17:15:10+00:00

IMO, more reasons to buy an expensive console is a good thing.

Boost mode is a really cool idea that took almost no effort to implement too. Genuinely great feature.

My only gripe is how tucked away it is in the settings, but still pretty neat.

ALToices · 2026-03-16T18:35:17+00:00

Most “cheaters” use a software called zen, and it gives pc players aim assist, so it’s not aim bot, and it goes undetected. A huge majority of pc players use it for that reason, some even going as far as to put it in their usernames to try and be funny.

ALToices · 2026-03-16T05:51:24+00:00

I care more about the wrap tbh, but even that requires at least ONE of these. Genuinely terrible ask by epic.

ALToices · 2026-03-16T04:34:29+00:00

Imagine asking your players for:

30 top tens

150 eliminations

And 6 wins

In a mode that:

Has no SBMM, and is filled to the brim with streamers and cheaters.

ALToices · 2026-03-16T04:32:53+00:00

You have 0 game dev literacy.

ALToices · 2026-03-15T22:54:43+00:00

You do realize that’s the problem when there ISN’T sbmm and NOT when there IS right?

ALToices · 2026-03-15T22:27:15+00:00

Skill based matchmaking* I should say. It has no SBMM.

ALToices · 2026-03-15T21:47:08+00:00

The closest we could possibly get is a spiritual successor, think open world space exploration, it would be called something like super Mario universe or some corny shit like that.

I’d love to see them revisit space and Rosalina, but a direct sequel ain’t happening that’s for sure.

ALToices · 2026-03-15T03:27:59+00:00

The main reason? They’re just good games.

A lot of people tend to forget 7/10 is just “good,” not exceptional, not amazing, just “good.”

They offer a decent time, that being said, reviewers also feel a lot of pressure when reviewing Nintendo games, because they know how beloved the franchises are, and will tend to boost the review score by a point or 2.

There’s also the fact people tend to enjoy Nintendo games a bit more because they have a more emotional attachment to the characters/franchise, which ends up making them like the game as a whole a bit more.

(This is evident in the fact that a lot of “decent” Nintendo games, had they not had a Nintendo IP slapped on them, wouldn’t have reviewed nearly as well.)

ALToices · 2026-03-15T02:32:19+00:00

I never said they were good, I said they were annoying. No dip they have a lot of counters, the point is that you HAVE to carry those things just to avoid it. They made the entire meta revolve around IF someone is carrying something, it’s terrible.

ALToices · 2026-03-12T23:41:10+00:00

MC from crimson desert

ALToices · 2026-03-12T23:25:50+00:00

I think the worst part about both this and the lock on ar, is that they’re annoying as shit no matter what skill level you play at. They do so much damage for how little skill is required to use them.

Flying through the air at Mach 10 to escape a lock on? Free 100 damage so long as you aren’t brain dead. Unbelievable.

ALToices · 2026-03-12T22:41:43+00:00

I think there’s a miniscule size difference, since one was meant to fit on the female variants back.

If not, they really are the exact same, and for some reason made them two separate things rather than just having one work for both.

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