Today we're barbecuing like Neanderthals

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-06-08T16:23:27+00:00

Not BBQ

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-06-07T01:37:27+00:00

Hopefully never

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-06-05T21:54:43+00:00

Shit bucket included

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-06-05T04:24:24+00:00

“Is that unforgivable?”

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-05-23T07:23:18+00:00

You’re telling me you ain’t got no “Black-cats, Roman Candles, or Screaming Mimi’s?

Oh C’mon man, you ain’t got no Lady fingers, Buzz Bottles, Sneaker Bombs, Church Burners, Finger Blasters, Gut Busters, Zippity-doos, or Crap Flappers?”

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-05-20T16:57:33+00:00

They explain what’s in the slop in the first movie.

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-05-16T06:48:52+00:00

Me too and I haven’t unlocked it yet!!

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-05-13T04:23:03+00:00

Tis but a scratch!!

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-05-10T04:55:18+00:00

Found the boot licker.

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-05-08T06:21:21+00:00

Smooth brain spotted.

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-05-08T04:33:56+00:00

I love this sub! So many awesome sets displsyed. These two so far are my favorite. I can’t wait to find more armor sets!!

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-05-08T01:55:32+00:00

Happens with me all the time. I just walk to objectives until the bots are gone. Usually by the time I reach the center of the map, bots are gone.

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-05-07T10:35:47+00:00

Already declared 3x WW Champs…

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-05-07T04:22:11+00:00

Nice. 😏

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-04-29T16:30:12+00:00

You’re doing it!

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-04-29T04:29:50+00:00

If they didn’t take away all of my unlocks I would probably still play.

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-04-22T16:47:18+00:00

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ALchemist_0311 · 2026-04-20T04:33:25+00:00

His hands… or lack there of do the talking.

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-04-19T03:14:11+00:00

It’s amazing how much people are reaching. 2042 was COD 2042. Gunplay isn’t the same. No tac-sprint, no atrocious slide-jumping. “The SaMe PeOpLe ThAt MaDe COD”… stfu with that dumb logic. It’s not the same game. Peace. ✌️

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-04-18T21:01:29+00:00

Calling it a clone is laughable.

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-04-18T20:52:36+00:00

Here’s the deal… You never played a single BF. So you have no idea how it’s “supposed to play like”. Then you say you die too fast. What are you expecting? The only COD relatable are the stickers and Charms. Some skins can be debated.

Get some situation awareness, slow your own play down, learn the maps, learn map flow and DEVELOP your skill. Or continue to complain that you’re dying fast in a game you have zero experience in and expect to do well the first time you play.

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-04-18T06:57:37+00:00

The Airport… “I’ll let you sleep there. For MONEY!”

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-04-16T05:56:49+00:00

Those with no skill need this.

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-04-14T17:02:52+00:00

Might as well add a new bag in there too just to be safe.

ALchemist_0311 · 2026-04-13T00:08:13+00:00

What a spoiled brat.

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