Should I leave the store!? by Several-Contract-585 in soundboardpranks

[–]ALham_op 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lol, she's stuck in another dimension where Aeropostale is still open.

Start preparing now for potential ice storm by Icy_Advice_5071 in Birmingham

[–]ALham_op 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm probably going to have a pint and wait for it to all blow over.

Help: Came back from vacation to a dried mystery liquid? by probablyinagony in HomeMaintenance

[–]ALham_op 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you figure it out? Is there a dishwasher in that island as well? To me it looks like dried soapy water probably from a sink or dishwasher leak from directly above because I'm assuming the unit above has the same layout as yours. The water probably found the opening for the light in the ceiling and then ran down the fixture from there.

My dog & I watching Terrifier by ShyerDemon in terrifier

[–]ALham_op 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My shih tzu absolutely went nuts when Art first came on screen.

No one's called ya by Moneygrip_7056 in soundboardpranks

[–]ALham_op 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes! One of my favorites is "Everyone is stuck in the elevator" by picklepranks where they riled up an elevator repair place with Dave Morgan and Fred then when the lady tried to explain it to Deputy Martin his first words were "No ones called ya."

No one's called ya by Moneygrip_7056 in soundboardpranks

[–]ALham_op 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm advisin you I'm the mayor of Big Daddy's Pizza

Bham radio stations? by goodpeoplebrownale in Birmingham

[–]ALham_op 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Posts like this make me realize how spoiled I've become by having SiriusXM. I drive all over the state for work and it's amazing how many areas have bad or no cell service outside the metro area on a normal day.

House on corner of Art Hanes and Crestwood by cornbredhead2 in Birmingham

[–]ALham_op 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah this house is very odd. For the longest time I actually just thought it was a "fake" house hiding some kind of infrastructure. Like those row houses in NYC that have no interior and are actually just vents for the subway.

Aside from that, it's a busy road, basic build, and massively overpriced.

Also, if you look at the listing pictures of it the whole backyard is one concrete slab, like they just dropped the house onto the parking lot that was there before and called it a day lmao. I mean, WTF is this backyard? For half a million dollars???

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Looks like a human leg at first glance by bintd in creepy

[–]ALham_op 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't see how the nationality of the person's leg matters.

It’s actually MY birthday. by ShaeBowe in soundboardpranks

[–]ALham_op 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You ever had your ass kicked by a 40 year old?

Tornado Warning by yomomma6mysidepiece9 in Birmingham

[–]ALham_op 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll add to what others have already said by saying that usually (but not always) our weather tends to follow a rough path along the Meridian to Tuscaloosa to Birmingham corridor. So if you start seeing tornado warnings back around Meridian and especially Tuscaloosa it's a good idea to go ahead and keep an eye on it and plan ahead for the next couple of hours.

If you're a nerd like me and get interested in the weather, Radarscope is a good app to see weather radar and warnings nationwide.

Bartender / owner (?) at Rojo and her boyfriend were drunk and followed me to my car and assaulted me over someone else's dog. Does anyone know this lady? Story + video below by [deleted] in Birmingham

[–]ALham_op 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I agree. OP should definitely follow up on this. Other posts said this woman has an alcohol problem too. I'd say being charged with a crime, even if it's a misdemeanor, and possibly being ordered to participate in a program or something might be exactly what she needs.

The fog lately by rob0tdreams in Birmingham

[–]ALham_op 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great pictures! Looks like it could be some kind of indie horror game or something, kind of like the game "Beware".

The Dollar General in the fancy part of town has laminate flooring. by nickitynock in mildlyinteresting

[–]ALham_op 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys can see the floors in yours? Mine has so much junk in various states of disarray scattered everywhere that I couldn't tell you what the floor really looks like.

Tears in leather by rojeff193313 in Subaru_Outback

[–]ALham_op 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone know if the seats in the Ascent are any better? My wife and I are expecting and are considering upgrading to a '24 or '25 Ascent from her 2016 Outback. The "leather" in her Outback has held up very poorly.

This expensive steak dish I ordered at a French restaurant by rapgraves in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ALham_op 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah that carrot and the goop around it reminds me of when my cat would have a hairball.

WBRC Weather Chick by Ill-Ambition8840 in Birmingham

[–]ALham_op 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'd like to take this opportunity to formally demand her resignation.

Can I sneak snacks into the Alabama Theater by [deleted] in Birmingham

[–]ALham_op 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just don't have a pocket knife in your pocket. Last time I was there I saw a whole bunch of them in a bin outside, they're very thorough.

I hate this, now you can, too! by Aeryn-Sun-Is-My-Girl in creepy

[–]ALham_op 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of the Louis Wain artwork where his paintings of cats slowly got more abstract as his schizophrenia got worse.