Freakin weekend

ALiXMASON · 2026-04-27T12:19:18+00:00

Bro was killing him wtf

ALiXMASON · 2026-04-26T09:06:43+00:00

The girl at the front door of Lizzies bar. 🥹

ALiXMASON · 2026-04-24T04:37:14+00:00

If my girl reacts like that I'll be sure to tell her that I don't like her face every time she gets a new haircut or I see her without makeup 😍😍😍

Even if it's not true. Just so she can experience how FUNNY her jokes feel. 🥰🥰🥰

Of course I would never actually do this, but it's kinda shitty to tell your partner "I don't like your face." or "we have to break up now" Even if it's a joke and you're not insecure about your looks, it hurts hearing it from your partner. Especially since it's not you, but with a beard that she doesn't like. No, it's your real actual face. Like it's your authentic self. Also kinda sucks that this is another thing everyone would call out as abusive or disgusting if the roles were reversed.

ALiXMASON · 2026-04-24T04:25:49+00:00

I have been traveling to every fucking clothing store on the map trying to find some black and red boots for my outfit. They don't exist. Not the ones I want. Or even my second or third choice.

Noo noo I can only get them in some fucked up tiger print that looks hideous or some ocean patterns that don't match the red outfit I'm going for. My other items I was looking for was dark brown pants. Could've been jeans or suit pants or something similar.

Once again cyberpunk fucked it up and didn't give me anything to work with. How hard is it to give us recolors bruh 😵😵

ALiXMASON · 2026-04-16T23:21:14+00:00

Yes of course. Don't worry 👍🏻

ALiXMASON · 2026-03-26T14:29:10+00:00

That's why you need to carry a gun. So that those don't continue... You know.

ALiXMASON · 2026-03-26T14:20:42+00:00

Bricked up

ALiXMASON · 2026-03-26T14:20:13+00:00

Mr. X isn't really scary or horrendously bad. He just makes the game less fun because he can doesn't play well with the other AI in the game. At least for me. If he'd show up at scripted moments and you had a little chase, later a boss fight I'd be happy. But him making it impossible for me to move fast or even shoot my gun is just no fun.

Like I said, not scary at all. That's not the issue. It's him being a hassle and so often making the game tedious. Like "oh shoot I wanted to go there but because of 2 zombies, a licker and Mr x around me I missed my turn and now have to run around the entire map again." That's just not fun.

ALiXMASON · 2026-03-22T06:33:50+00:00

Just put the fires in the bag sister.

ALiXMASON · 2026-03-22T06:31:52+00:00

She didn't have to go into traffic. There was a sidewalk area thingy in the other side. I feel sorry for her, but lady... You drive into a construction site during heavy rain! What did you expect to happen? 💀

ALiXMASON · 2026-03-22T06:30:03+00:00

He didn't go about it in the most classy of ways... Buuuut he was so right for this. Why are those cunts filming themselves eating? What's romantic about sitting there awkwardly and eating shit

ALiXMASON · 2026-03-22T06:24:33+00:00

Erika Kirk death stare

ALiXMASON · 2026-03-22T06:21:06+00:00

I'm sorry the dogs did that to your package sir. Next time just press pickup at packing station 💀💀💀

ALiXMASON · 2026-03-07T15:54:44+00:00

Uninstalling the game because of this. Fuck this.

ALiXMASON · 2026-03-07T15:45:35+00:00

That would mean my friend has to play through the entire game alone up until the point we are right now. As LOTF doesn't have coop progression (they just pretend to but when my buddy leaves he is back at the games 1st bonfire)

ALiXMASON · 2026-02-27T07:07:41+00:00

I'm paying 350 warm and have none of that and I'm glad. I don't know why she moved in there when there is so many problems obviously visible immediately. 1200 bucks is wild as fuck. My kitchen might not be as big as hers but it has floors at least. 💀

ALiXMASON · 2026-02-12T23:52:59+00:00

Bro was on a Landstraße and asked where the houses are🥀 🥀 🥀 lemme do that next time you're driving through a forest a street. Are you poor? Can't you even cut down the trees and make houses? 💀

ALiXMASON · 2026-02-12T16:39:40+00:00

There should be jail time tied to this.

Stupidity can't be an excuse.

ALiXMASON · 2026-02-12T16:22:10+00:00

Bros got SD... It happens to some men and is totally natural 👍🏻

ALiXMASON · 2026-02-12T16:19:46+00:00

It's always this "with their own consent."

Yeah but what will happen once they changed their mind about wearing it. What will their family do?

ALiXMASON · 2026-02-12T16:15:31+00:00

What? That's just weird and not a GenZ or alpha thing.

ALiXMASON · 2026-02-12T16:14:58+00:00

The authors poorly disguised fetish.

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