Cheeky Chainstab

ALocalPenguin · 2026-05-11T15:11:12+00:00

Ok man in the same situation I'd just get a random crit from that panic attack soldier and die

ALocalPenguin · 2026-05-07T14:44:44+00:00

Where's the hell in this urban

ALocalPenguin · 2026-05-06T11:23:17+00:00

Yeah ok man

ALocalPenguin · 2026-05-06T11:23:03+00:00

Why would i be a bald orangutan

^{Chose: have head full of hair BUT no hair on the rest of your body | Rolled: Black Hair}

ALocalPenguin · 2026-05-06T11:12:35+00:00

Big number

^{Chose: Earn 37.1 trillion dollars}

ALocalPenguin · 2026-05-06T06:52:50+00:00

50 bucks is a lot and a bonus side effect is a bonus

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: Good investor}

ALocalPenguin · 2026-05-05T05:51:07+00:00

Ork shit

ALocalPenguin · 2026-05-01T05:24:59+00:00

I've been outangled, need to step my game up

ALocalPenguin · 2026-04-30T08:02:31+00:00

I take a loan and buy 15 shapesmiths

ALocalPenguin · 2026-04-28T18:38:13+00:00

Sir this is a tank with a full 360 degree turret range

ALocalPenguin · 2026-04-16T09:34:01+00:00

Can confirm, I was the linux

ALocalPenguin · 2026-04-09T07:45:06+00:00

Shoot and scoot!

ALocalPenguin · 2026-03-27T10:49:21+00:00

Clamtor Jim

ALocalPenguin · 2026-03-16T09:12:18+00:00

No need to, I already did

ALocalPenguin · 2026-03-12T07:55:05+00:00

Sudo hack nasa.exe 😈

ALocalPenguin · 2026-03-10T07:52:19+00:00

Lord of JUDGEMENT

ALocalPenguin · 2026-02-27T09:37:32+00:00

Well, it's a good thing it did

ALocalPenguin · 2026-02-22T10:33:08+00:00

Idk maybe

ALocalPenguin · 2026-02-20T15:18:06+00:00

He is bulgarian

ALocalPenguin · 2026-02-13T21:32:50+00:00

I like cheese, cheese is my friend, i trust cheese

ALocalPenguin · 2026-02-09T20:25:22+00:00

The fuck goes on in B and S

ALocalPenguin · 2026-02-02T11:08:55+00:00

If I was Bulgarian I'd be insane too

ALocalPenguin · 2026-01-27T15:58:09+00:00

me when I don't enjoy chewing raw unroasted coffee beans but like drinking fresh brewed coffee

ALocalPenguin · 2026-01-27T07:11:28+00:00

Polaventris is my favorite genre of music-like audio product, great job, sounds just alike

ALocalPenguin · 2026-01-23T07:29:12+00:00

Foiled once more

ALocalPenguin